Do you think you'd make it in prison?

Do you think if you got arrested and sent to maximum security prison you'd actually have a chance of making it out or would you become someone's bitch within a matter of minutes?

I would probably kill myself

but I'm a good boy, so I wouldn't be there in the first place :p

Oh don't worry I've seen plenty of anime so I know how to handle a katana and go super saiyan. Big Bubba aint got nothin' on Goku.

I wouldn't allow myself to be made someone's bitch. I'd be put in confinement for fighting before I'd let someone other than an officer own me. I'm a happier person alone anyways. I could prolly make friends with the cracks in the wall.

I'd definitely become someone's bitch. I'm too weak ;-; I mean sure I'd fight it as long as I could...I was raised to be a fighter and to NEVER give up until ALL chances are gone. But...yeah.

Someone would probably shank me cuz of my big mouth and temper xD

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Oh don't worry I've seen plenty of anime so I know how to handle a katana and go super saiyan. Big Bubba aint got nothin' on Goku.

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Psy: WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL?!
Inmate: GAH, GAAAUURDDS!!
Psy: *smashes inmates face in with fist* WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL YOU PIECE OF SCUM!!??!!?
Inmate: *wailing in pain* IT'S OVER 9000!!.. IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Psy: That's what I thought. *throws inmate into the wall*

I'd probably die, but not without fighting back.

Stop scaring me mang >: (

xD

The power level thing makes me laugh every time.

when the big scary women come up to me I would be like 'this is exactly like that part in x novel' and they'd be like 'wow, you're right. I loved that book. what did you think of'

and then they'd give us books to read.

I'd just become Muslim like my uncle did so I'd have protection from my fellow Muslim-ies cuz prison is basically just like the show Oz.

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

xD

The power level thing makes me laugh every time.

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Yeah, I have a cold, so I'm pretty delirious right now.

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Originally Posted by rubah

when the big scary women come up to me I would be like 'this is exactly like that part in x novel' and they'd be like 'wow, you're right. I loved that book. what did you think of'

and then they'd give us books to read.

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Rubah is like the only person who can look at jail in such an optimistic way that jail goes from horrible horrible place, to Oprah's book club.

Then again.. Oprah's book club could be just as horrible. :(

I could make it.

I wouldn't make it an hour with out something bad happening.

Do prisoners have internet access nowadays?