Jealousy and what makes you Jealous!
Greetings My Most Wonderous of Wonderful Friends!
As you can see, A Most Loved Man has not been online for a couple of days. This is because he has been very sad and consumed with jealousy :mad2: for he has seen something that has upset him a great deal and made his eyes green with envy!
For it is known that A Most Loved Man is also A Most Handsome Man! He is Handsomer than most Handsome Men and he thanks the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heavens for bestowing upon him such Handsomeness!
HOWEVER!!!!!!!!
A Most Loved Man has discovered that...
The Gods and Goddesses of the Heavenly Realm of Heaven have created a MORE handsome man than A Most Loved Man! :eek:
Yes, Indeed, For A Most Loved Man has seen someone FAR more handsome than Himself!
Who is that someone?
Roto13! :eek:
Yes indeedy. He has seen pictures of Roto13 and is utterly in awe of his masculinity and manliness. A Most Loved Man wishes he could curl up besides Roto13's warm, furry and fuzzly beard at night so that he could dream the most dreamiest of dreams! :mog:
And thus...
A Most Loved Man has become A Most Jealous Man for discovering there is A MORE Handsome Man than himself :mad2:
Topic of discussion...
What makes you Jealous!?!?!??! :confused:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!!