Uh, oh. Am I dyslexic?

So, I was browsing the General chat when I came across a thread:


"I hate your tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAD SAD!" :eek:

So I had to reread it, that just made no sense.

"I hate your tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAD SON!" :mad:

One more time.

"I hate you tile! YOU'VE MAD MY SAD DAD!" :confused:

Well, it turns out that the thread is actually called: "I hate you tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAY SAD!" If I would've posted in there, there's no doubt my post would've been warned as spam.

Do you occasionally misread things? Does this come with embarassing or destructive consequences? I DMENAD YUOR REPOSNESS!

Pines!

It's worse than that. Sometimes I will read words. Over and over. And I would swear up and down it was misspelled when it was not.

I misread that post title about 15 times!

I read "I hate you tile!" a million different thing before I finally registered.

Yeah! Don't you spam up my threads! They're cool and spam free! :D

Just kidding~~~

Either way, I'm usually good with words, I'm like super freaking dyslexic when it comes to numbers, which is funny because I'm super awesome at Math. Basically if a clock says "1:52" I'll read it as "2:51" or "1:25", then I get mad because I -know- what the clock says the whole brain to mouth process just doesn't come out right. :(

Edit: I make unfriendly threads for dyslexic people! :cry:

I always hear and understand everything fully, but I still like to pretend that I don't. My favourite activity is twisting what people have said into disgusting sexual statements.

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

My favourite activity is twisting what people have said into disgusting sexual statements.

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Usually if I'm really, really tired I'll do that a lot. I just can't get things to go together right.

I usually mis-read things and accidently make them rude

I blame my brain, it thinks about sex too much ¬_¬

Mostly I mix consonants with vowels or vice versa, which creates some interesting wdors wneh tyhe come uot of my mutoh.

I also read it as "I hate you tile! YOU'VE MADE MY DAD SAD!" xD

Just yesterday I misread a thread title about an A-Teens musical as being about an A-Team musical. I was sorely disappointed. I tend to misread things if I'm tired or in a hurry, otherwise I'm usually alright.

i misread numbers, which is probably why they took me off of the cash register at mcdonalds and put me on the grill. ;_; (which i liked better but still)

I've always thought I was slightly dyslexic just by the way I say things or read them. But whatever.

I got confused with that thread title, too.