Originally Posted by
Levian
I woke up one morning, unaware of the fiery hell I was just about to go through. In front of me was a glass of black liquid. "Oh, I didn't finish my coke yesterday" I thought. Oh the stupidity. I expected it to be old, dead, warm coke, so I didn't expect it to taste very good. However, I did not expect it to taste cold, old, pukalicious coffee. I mean who the hell drinks coffee from a glass? WHO? I really want to know. Oh and I don't even like hot coffee, so there's always that. Coffee is for grown ups and people with brown teeth.