generaly wrong things

logos having an attack called russian rullet (misspelled)

laguna speaking spanish.

tidus not getting with the program wile playing for the aurochs, c'mon theres a blitz ball dress code.

laguna and vayne look alike..... freaky

auron wearing sunglasses even though i garentee they dont exist in spira.

cloud and sephiroth carrying swords way beyond the human capacity

in ff12 the charecters looking like the rest of society,

red XIII,,,, "yo dude your tail is on fire you need to have that checked out"

and il add this one as well why the hell isnt there a moogle with an uzi.


i just thought id throw these back of the mind questions out

Alright, we'll start with this title.

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Originally Posted by sir helix

laguna speaking spanish.

tidus not getting with the program wile playing for the aurochs, c'mon theres a blitz ball dress code.

laguna and vayne look alike..... freaky

auron wearing sunglasses even though i garentee they dont exist in spira.

cloud and sephiroth carrying swords way beyond the human capacity

in ff12 the charecters looking like the rest of society,

red XIII,,,, "yo dude your tail is on fire you need to have that checked out"

and il add this one as well why the hell isnt there a moogle with an uzi.

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Just because English is Galactic Basic doesn't mean other languages don't exist.

He's a guest player. Also, Blitzball teams can have people with different uniforms after original players get ditched.

Tetsuya Nomura. He's not very imaginative. Deal.

They could exist in DZ. Also, his sunglasses follow two major necessities: Rule of Cool and "I have a doctor's note" or else everyone would be asking him about the big giant scar he has and his discolored eye.

So does half of anime. Not surprising.

omg it's a Chinese person and a Korean person. But it's okay, since they're both Asians, they MUST look alike. Does everyone have to have a hairstyle like Seymour's nowadays?

Character design + racial trait. At least he won't die like Charmander will if it gets put out.

FFVI has one with a paintbrush. Medusa Paintbrushes are often picked in Leagues to counter Sven/Broodmother superior to guns.

Tidus.

This is an interesting thread idea, but it was prepared in entirely the wrong way.

First of all, judging by your list, you seem to be under the impression that Squaresoft never made Final Fantasy 1-6 because you only mention 7 and entries after it. I know it seems petty, but seriously, this trend of ignoring the pre-7 games does suggest things about those following such a trend.

Second, you've spelled many words incorrectly and failed to capitalize and punctuate in a remotely correct manner. While such trivial mechanics normally don't contribute to the content of a thread, in this case, the thread is supposed to be a discussion about things that are wrong, and in the first posting, a great many things are technically wrong. This part adds more humor than anything else, in my view.

Finally, there are many errors to point out in the Final Fantasy Series, most of which would be considered more interesting than the ones you've opened with. I know it's a discussion and others will add to it, but it seems that you could've set the tone a little better.

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FFVI has one with a paintbrush. Medusa Paintbrushes are often picked in Leagues to counter Sven/Broodmother superior to guns.

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Refresh my memory! I recall Relm using a paintbrush, but Mog used lances, as I recall, unless you give him the Merit Award. I suppose you could be referencing one of the 11 moogles who aid Locke at the beginning... I don't remember exactly what each one has equipped. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them had a paintbrush.

And returning to the topic, I've always enjoyed the conversation between Edge and his parents when they're dieing because you can continue attacking them as Edge is begging them not to die.

I believe it was the Moogle leader of the non-Mog-all-Moogles band. All of the Moogles besides Mog used other weapons.

I thought FFI-VI came after VII, too. I guess I was wrong. Those silly Romans.

im not forgeting the pre 7s i just couldnt thing of any thing to make fun of them because there so great i didnt want to anger the gods lol

"Lets strip down to our underwear and frolick in a hotspring"
"isnt that inconsequential to the plot and completely pointless fan service?"
"It's not fanservice if Rikku's ugly"

how come all of the playable female charecters are overly attractive, hell i think FFx-2 sold on sex apeal alone

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how come all of the playable female charecters are overly attractive, hell i think FFx-2 sold on sex apeal alone

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What should have been delicious cake (or better, what should have died in development) became moldy bread.

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First of all, judging by your list, you seem to be under the impression that Squaresoft never made Final Fantasy 1-6 because you only mention 7 and entries after it. I know it seems petty, but seriously, this trend of ignoring the pre-7 games does suggest things about those following such a trend.

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Has he at any point denied you, or anyone, to reply with material from FF1-6? I don't think he did! Don't take it for granted that everyone has played every FF either, it's not one of the requirements to make a thread in General Final Fantasy.

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Second, you've spelled many words incorrectly and failed to capitalize and punctuate in a remotely correct manner.

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I go to the internet to have fun, the last thing I care about is punctuation and spelling. The minute Spelling Licences are required to surf on the internet, I'll get so bored I might try to eat my own puke just to see if it's as delicious as the cows makes it out to be. Anyway, my point is, you understood what he said, I don't see the problem. And although they are in a majority, not everyone comes from US/UK/AUS either.

As for things that are generally wrong, take a look at the FFXIII trailer. Or is that the trailer for the next Matrix movie?

everyone in ff5 is 32 pixels tall.

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tidus not getting with the program wile playing for the aurochs, c'mon theres a blitz ball dress code.

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If you wanna bitch about any Blitzball player's clothing, bitch about Mep, a priest from (I think) Kilika temple. He plays in his robes!

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laguna speaking spanish.

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In the French version, characters randomly lapse into English all the time.

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cloud and sephiroth carrying swords way beyond the human capacity

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Both Cloud and Sephiroth were heavily infused with Mako, so their strength would be many times that of the average human. Carrying overly large swords would then be possible for them.

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Tetsuya Nomura. He's not very imaginative. Deal.

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Nomura didn't design Vayne.

Also, you people make me hate the internet with your caviling.