Sherlock Holmes vs. Sherlock Holmes! Everyone wins!

That's right! Hollywood is gearing up for not one, but TWO brand new films about Sherlock Holmes, and I am so excited because in one movie he will be played by Robert Downey Jr (anyone up for opium?), and in the other he will be played by Sacha Baron Cohen (let's dress up and pretend to be people we're not! FOOLED YOU HAHA, NOW GO TO JAIL!)! I don't think casting could get any better - a hoax, perhaps? Look! A yeti!

I've got time to kill over the next two years. What's your favourite SH story? Isn't that Moriaty just a fiend? What about Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century? What about SHinthe22C vs. The Phantom 2040? Can I have your stradivarius?

i think i want to commit suicide at the idea of it
it sounds bloody awful