Roto Tried To Kill Me Last Night...
	
	
		In a dream.  Don't worry.  In a dream.
Last night, I had a dream that Roto attempted to take my life.  I didn't fight back or try to run or anything.  I stayed where I was and attempted to talk him out of it until his hands were so tight around my neck that I couldn't talk or even breathe anymore.  I then closed my eyes, preparing for death, but in time, I realized some of my strength had returned.  When I opened my eyes, he was gone.  I guess he thought I was already dead.
EDIT:  In the unlikely event that Roto, or any EoFFer, for that matter, were ever to actually attempt to take my life, I wouldn't be quite as accommodating as I was in this dream.
About a week ago, I had a dream where Lunar accompanied some friends and me on a road trip.  I don't remember a lot of details in that one, nor do I know why he was there.
And, back in August, I had a dream where it was snowing.  I called Bipper up on the phone and I asked him if it was really snowing in August or if I was dreaming.  He assured me that it was really snowing in August.  When I woke up, in the morning, I called him on the phone and I said, "Why did you lie to me?" to which he was confused.  I told him that he told me I wasn't dreaming when I really was.  He began to play along, knowing damn well that I knew the Bipper in the dream was not him.
Does anyone else have dreams in which other EoFFers show up, make cameos, or star in?
	 
	
	
	
		A Divine penguin, perhaps...
	
	
		I did have a dream last night about penguins trying to kill me. So, uh, if you're a penguin...