I'm gonna be a Dad! (Girlfriends pregnant!)

Ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Greeting again O' Wonderous Eoff Friends of A Most Loved Man! :hyper: Today, A Most Loved Man comes to his Wonderously Wonderfully Friends on Eoff with some great, Great, GREAT news indeed! :hyper:

A MOST LOVED MAN IS GONNA BE A DADDY!!!! :hyper:

That's right!

A Most Loved Man's girlfriend, whose name is A MOST GOD-DAMN LUCKY WOMAN (because, indeed, she is VERY VERY lucky to have a SUPER HANDSOME and LOVING boyfriend as A Most Loved Man! ;) ) met A Most Loved Man at his house and said:

"Oh, my dearest, kindest, loving, most wonderful, gracious, humble, gentle, sexy, intelligent, intellectual, GORGEOUS boyfriend... I have something to tell you! The Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven have brought me the most BLESSED of news...

I AM BEARING YOUR CHILD, A MOST LOVED MAN! :)

Truly, the Gods and Goddesses are GREAT! I am MOST PRIVILIGED to give birth to YOUR child A Most Loved Man. I CRY TEARS OF JOY THAT I AM PRIVILEGED TO HAVE YOUR BABY A MOST LOVED MAN! :crying2: "



And with that, A Most God Damn LUCKY Woman went and offered a prayer to the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven because she is SO HAPPY TO BE HAVING MY BABY:bow:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :radred:

A BLESSED DAY THIS IS INDEED, O' EOFF FRIENDS OF A MOST LOVED MAN!


EVERYONE PM ME YOUR ADDRESSES! YOU'LL ALL BE GETTING SOME CHAMPAGNE AND CIGARS IN THE POST THIS WEEK! :holmes: (Unless you're Underage, in which case it'll be chocolates and cakes for you! :hyper:)



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :radred:

IT IS A WONDEROUS DAY INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOON THE WORLD SHALL BEAR WITNESS TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY EVER CREATED! :radred:

grats pg

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

grats pg

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Thank you :)

What will this most loved baby be called?

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

What will this most loved baby be called?

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Harvey.

Why yes, I would very much appreciate champagne and cigars to be mailed to me. The presence of a parasite in your girlfriend's womb future life is unimportant to me. My mailing address can be found in this post in a PM I'll send you Yellow Book. Send me this wonderful present, post-haste.

Surely, the baby will be called a Most Loved Child; in time, he will inherit his father's (or mother's) name, and continue their great legacy in the endeavors of the world while crafting a path for himself in Love, Justice, and in the name of the Moon, he will certainly love us and be loved, in turn. Hail ye scion of Loved kings. We do appreciate this timely warning.

God help us

Your kind should not be allowed to breed.

Its like recieving news of a death from a clown who's performing tricks with a pet monkey, hard to take seriously.



Edit: This thread is like the above*

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Your kind should not be allowed to breed.

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Don't be mean to PG. He has every right to have azn bbs as you.

WHY ARENT YOU BANNED YET?!?!?!?!





and congrats i suppose

If we ban for pregnancies then poor Ava has to go too. :(

not for pregnancies, for gheyness

oh wow well done

I don't believe it.