You know I like my girls a little bit older - Elections - Votin' be closed, y'all.

Elections 2008 - The Tasks and Voting!

Voting is closed, go away.

Phew! It's been a long and dangerous road, but here we are at last, reaching the climax of our EoFF Elections 2008. Will Rye and her pink Avalanche crew claim the top prize, or will theundeadhero and his Shinra gang emerge victorious?

Soon, we will know.

A voting form, just for you.

Handy link to PM Election Booth.

Pick one person (or team in the case of General) for each category. However, if you want to vote for an entire party, just say "straight Shinra" or "straight Avalanche".

President Debate HERE!
(pick one)
Rye
theundeadhero
NeoCracker

Vice-President Debate HERE!
(pick one)
Flying Mullet
Pureghetto
Værn

General Task HERE!
(pick one)
SilverWind & Rantzien
theundeadhero & Mittopotahis

Staff Task HERE!
(pick one)
Rye
theundeadhero

Reference Task HERE!
(pick one)
I'm my own MILF
Lekana

Nerds in Paradise Task HERE!
(pick one)
Rantzien
qwertyxsora

Quickening Task HERE!
(pick one)
Fate Fatale
Aerith's Knight

Smell of Fear
Task HERE!
(pick one)
Laddy
Aerith's Knight

The World is Square...And Enix Task HERE!
(pick one)
Flying Mullet
qwertyxsora

Copy and paste, select one person/group of persons for each forum and PM it to your friend Election Booth.

Pink is Avalanche, blue is Shinra, and green is Turks.

Some voting notes
- Neutral votes count as DOUBLE!
- Presidential votes are multiplied by between 2 and 5 (depends on turnout - the more of you vote, the more it will be worth. But it will be worth more!), as this is the most important bit. (:
- You have until the end of the week - ie, sometime in the evening on Friday - to get your votes in.

So uh...I don't get it?
For those of you who haven't been tuning in, we have two parties, Avalanche, a bunch of weak-willed liberals, and Shinra, an army of fascist thugs. They've picked their leaders, they've completed some tasks to earn your support, and now it's time to settle this once and for all!

Read the tasks. Please? :aimkiss: Yes, they can be a little wordy, but there is humour and value in them. Or at least I think so and I am never wrong. Except for when I am very wrong.

Remember, it's just for fun! This doesn't affect the running of EoFF in any way. ...possibly!

Oh no, a double post! :redface: Let's see what the second-in-commands (seconds-in-command?) have to say for themselves.

Vice-Presidential Debate

Please explain why you and your potential president make a good team.

Do you think your vice-presidential opponent has been involved in any kind of scandal? Please give details!

Queen or the Beatles? (and do explain why, chaps)

Flying Mullet

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Please explain why you and your potential president make a good team.
For April Fool's Rye was one of the only ones that knew who was making all of those annoying things happen on the site. Then, not only did she find me out, but she helped me think of new ways to entertain the forum populace. That's the kind of team the people need. A team where nothing gets by the other person and they know how to play off of each other's strengths. Plus, everyone wants to call Milf the first lady.

Do you think your vice-presidential opponent has been involved in any kind of scandal? Please give details!
Two words: AZN Implants.

Queen or the Beatles? (and do explain why, chaps)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._2007_edit.jpg
You know she's a mean drunk and can throw down in a pub brawl.

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Pureghetto

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This question's easier than I would have imagined. Theundeadhero is a long time member of the CK team, and as a CK, he can enforce the ruling principles of the Shinra party without going through the red tape of petitioning a staff member to ban newbies, or to waste time reasoning with opposition instead of straight up closing threads and making EoFF a better place to live.

You may be thinking that Flying Mullet is also a CK, and you would be right -- voting for a CK with that much power and the tendency to allow newbies to join, to make newbie threads and to allow silly threads to thrive instead of permabanning everybody involved? Is that the kind of EoFF you want to live in? All Flying Mullet will become is another lost CK to the whims of Ryesica, and we don't even know what her positions are on important matters like newbie threads and the swift banning of everybody who doesn't remember the Bruckner party! In fact I heard that Rye has plans to make this forum pink! We've revolted against a pink EoFF before and we need to do it again. Ladies and Gentlemen, we must not let this happen!

Do you know what I think of when I think of Queen? I think of the Mighty Ducks, where they smote their competition in brutal victory, and celebrated over the ashes of their fallen victims by singing the song 'We will rock you'

Shinra brothers and sisters, we will prevail, and like our heroes the Might Ducks, we shall burn the ashes of newbies and their ilk with the chant

Hail Brucker!

vote for theundeadhero!

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Rye - Flying Mullet Dream Team, 4daQueen!

Rye/Mulley for office!

the undead pg ftw!

theundeadghetto is confident of a win here great people of EOFF.

Let's speed things up, as we go toooooooooooo...

Final Fantasy: The Quickening

Aerith is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Aerith.

Quina is a sexy Final Fantasy character. Please draw a sexy pin up picture of Quina.

Please draw a picture of either Tidus, Rinoa, or both, dying in a horrible and painful manner.

Fate Fatale

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Presenting: Aeris!
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/q...tale/aeris.jpg

Presenting: Quina!
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/q...tale/quina.jpg

Tidus' Death:
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/q...tale/tidus.jpg

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Aerith's Knight

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http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...pm_6db60ca.png

I refuse to draw Quina.

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...2m_f6281c0.png

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I feared death by banhammer would be too much. :)

As you can see Avalanche clearly violate the election standards. The task was to draw them, not this treachery.

I "drew" them in paint... :D

I'm just a master of the art.

If someone doesn't notice that it was cut and pasted, I will smack them silly. Nice try, though. :)

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

If someone doesn't notice that it was cut and pasted, I will smack them silly. Nice try, though. :)

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I must say, I think you're a tad jealous of my uber drawing skillz!
Don't be hatin'!

One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.

Why is this looking more and more like the actual election?

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One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.

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That's because I drew Quina personally.

Quina Pin-up

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

One person didn't even draw anything and expects us to believe she did, the other pulled a Palin and didn't even draw Quina.

Why is this looking more and more like the actual election?

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What are you talking about?! I DID draw those! Why doesn't anyone bleieve me?!

(As a side note, I'm a guy)