I have 6 cats.... I'm doomed.
Why cats are evil.
Are you doomed? Do you think your kitties are plotting against you?
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I have 6 cats.... I'm doomed.
Why cats are evil.
Are you doomed? Do you think your kitties are plotting against you?
BRINGING DEAD ANIMALS
this isn't a gift, it's a warning
Saw that the other day xD It's pretty funny
My cat has but one demand.
"PET ME."
He'll touch your hand with his paw to get you to pet him.
He also bites his toenails. :eek:
Ariel knows who's boss. Her.
The Beard and the Unicorn ones are far superior. As is the Car.
Nope. All cats love me! My first cat hated everybody but me though. He would hiss at get all crazy towards everyone except me. And my grandma for some reason.
I took the quiz just for fun but it didn't even give me results.
My cat isn't plotting to kill me. He's too old :(
Edit: Although the quiz says there's a 78% chance he is. He's feigning old age!
Ariel? You have a cat named Ariel? =OQuote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
This is why the Koreans have the right idea
:cat:
There's an 87% chance that Sammy is plotting to kill me, and an 85% chance that Tippi is planning to kill me.
That adds up to a total 98% chance that either one is planning to kill me, or a 74% chance that they're both simultaneously planning my death. Either way, the odds aren't in my favor...
Eh, I'm safe. They'd have to keep seeking out food if I died, but I continue bringing a regular supply of it, thereby ensuring that they need spend no time hunting and plenty sleeping.
I like cats. I wish I had at least one. :(