Would you demand milk and cookies? What would you demand as your reward for delivering all of the presents! :jess:
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Would you demand milk and cookies? What would you demand as your reward for delivering all of the presents! :jess:
To personally deflower the daughters of each family I visit
56 virgins :D
Depends on who it is:jokey:
a fat ass joint
Strawberries dipped in chocolate! :ichigo:
Listen, there's nothing better than a nice glass of milk and some homemade cookies. But still, every year, I get a few miserly souls that sell out to the corporations and just buy Chips Ahoy or Tim Tam.
And of course the milk has always soured by the time I get there, but the missus can work a little holiday magic on that and turn it to eggnog. The cookies though, they eat at my very soul.
smurf cookies, I want some smurfing money for that much effort.
We always leave carrots for your reindeer, Santa!
Milk and cookies are delicious, but by the second house you'd be feeling a little sick xD
I would demand US dollars.
Donbot prefers wads of cash and the occasional glass of motor oil.
Wouldn't a card with a heartfelt thanks be enough?
I want some milk and cookies right now. :(
plate of cucumbers and potatoes for me, imho
Pssht, only if they're hot. And I wouldn't be worried about if they were virgins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus