Mad Libs :D!

Rye's thread made me think of these.

Go here, fill out a mad lib and share it with us :D! Or go to some other mad lib place or just go out and buy some, doesn't matter.


Here's mine:

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very dowdy and shiny. He should have a physique like Tom Cruise, a profile like Britney Spears, and the intelligence of a quail. He must be polite and must always remember to bamboozle my sewing machine, to tip his table and to take my cuticle when crossing the street. He should move suspiciously, have a musical voice, and should always dress foolishly. I would also like him to be a brown dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper serendipitous nothings into my nose and hold my quirky ruler. I know a deck of playing cards is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is my imaginary friend.

The violet Dragon is the best Dragon of all. It has furry ears, and a nose shaped like a ribbon. It loves to eat dogs, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is lithe and orthogonal. You must be calm around it, or you may end up as its meal!

What have I wrought ;_;

Oh, jesseca, "dowdy" for REALS?! xD

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War It was during the battle of poop when I was running through a butt when a penis went off right next to my platoon. Our vagina cleaner yelled for us to have sex to the nearest brothel we could find. When we got to the brothel we sexed to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the sex from the fire and started sexing sexes at us. we all quickly ducked behind the clown car at the brothel and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were orgasmic that we had won the battle.

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War It was during the battle of poop when I was running through a butt when a penis went off right next to my platoon. Our vagina cleaner yelled for us to have sex to the nearest brothel we could find. When we got to the brothel we sexed to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the sex from the fire and started sexing sexes at us. we all quickly ducked behind the clown car at the brothel and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were orgasmic that we had won the battle.

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I laffed hard. :lol:

That must've been one smelly battle of poop D:

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dammit i'm not doing mine again :(