compare your life to the FF world

This just for fun, so compare your life to the world of Final Fantasy,

I have an evil brother who im constantly in fights with, but every now and then we join forces to help each other out in dier situations.

Robert (my bro) reminds me of a monk, he prefers to use his fists over any other form of a weapon.

Mariah (my sis) is very musical so that makes her a Bard.

Kris (Me) im always reading and studying my surroundings, so im a scholer

Erika (my mom) helps others no matter who they are, a white mage.

Jarvis (step dad) Engineer. he can fix anything

>>> I live in the slums..

I got a huge sword thru me gut
my bessie mate has rabbit ears
my brother walks around in thongs (ala kuja)

I keep doing the same thing every day and repeat myself quite abit, npc style.

I'm a NPC, too.

I give people quests (aka I'm bossy :D).

I occasionally want to enslave or kill everyone on the planet so I search for objects that will give me the necessary power to do these things.

And they all think I'm joking. :)