Stabbing Legs

Hello My Fellow......humans?

On her days of from being a b i t c h, my wifey likes to pick at my legs with a pin to get the odd ingrown hair out. I've no idea why, I suspect it's a mild form of some sort of compulsive disorder. I don't like, nor dislike it. I let her 'knock herself out' on my legs.

If any of you gamers (or gaymers I have not forgotten my homosexual brothers & sisters, degenerates need love too...I'M KIDDING SOME OF MY CLOSEST GAY PEOPLE ARE GAY) have a partner, do you have any weird rituals you do with eachother that you'd never tell ANYONE you know but feel free to spout it online to people you will never meet?

Also, I have the flu.

Thank You.