major suckage

So my bike got wrecked earlier today and it sucks cause its gonna cost like 500$ to fix it. crap:(

You should ride a horse like a real man!

I much prefer a steel horse :D

I suggest paying a hobo or a jew 10 cents per day to let you ride his shoulders. That way, your $500 will last you ten years or more, including reparation costs for the guy.

Ha ha. Even better, the hobo/jew can hold your books for you! Pure win.

General Chat outranks Major Suckage.

You should just buy a new bike :)

I don't think you fully grasp how many gallons of ice cream you can get for 500 dollars.

Hang in there lad, and everything will be all right.

You don't really want to so hastily use $500 on a bike, man. Think of all the evil things you could do with all of that cash.


I see a nuclear missile parked in the back with your name on it.

Eat $500 worth of tacos and then tell me if your bike is so important

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Originally Posted by Noctiluca

You should ride a horse like a real man!

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You should too! :mad2::mad2:

Tricycles are better.