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Let's try to spoil as many things as we can! :D
By the way, this entire thread is a series of spoilers, so you've been warned.
- Office SpaceInitech burns down anyway, so they get off unpunished.
- The Road The man dies.
- Arrested Development George Michael and Maeby aren't really cousins; Lindsay was adopted.
That's a few I can think of right now.
GO!
Citizen KaneRosebud was the sled.
The Sixth SenseBruce Willis' character is dead.
Fight ClubTyler Durden is an alternate personality of the narrator.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceSnape kills Dumbledore.
Breaking DawnBella becomes a vampire and spends 'forever' with Edward, the stalker.
Doom: Repercussions of EvilJohn is the demons and becomes a zombie.
The Usual Suspects Kevin Spacey is Söze.
The OthersThey're all dead.
Friday the 13thIt's Jason's mommy, until the end when he pops out of the lake.
SawThe dead body in the room isn't so dead, y'all.
Victoria BeckhamHer boobs are fake.
I'll do more recent films
Marley & MeMarley the dog dies
Bride WarsBride #1 calls of her wedding to a douchebag, attends as maid of honor for Bride #2's wedding
Slumdog MillionaireJamal correctly answers the final million dollar question, wins the game, ends up with the girl
MilkHarvey Milk dies
BlindnessThe first man struck with the sudden blindness can suddenly see again
The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonBenjamin ages backward until he's a baby. Closes his eyes and dies.
The ReaderAfter spending 20+ years in prison for a bogus charge, Kate Winslet's character commits suicide right before being released
DoubtPriest gets sent to a different church, Meryl Streep's character admits to lying about having "proof" when she accused the Priest
Revolutionary RoadMarriage crumbles. Infidelity. Suburban despair. Wife tries to perform abortion on herself, dies. Husband moves away from the suburbs with the kids.
Seven PoundsWill Smith gives away body parts to various people needing transplants to make up for killing 7 people in a car accident. Commits suicide by jelly fish in order to donate cornea and heart
I'm not sure you can really spoil reality, Miriel :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Babylon 5The Vorlons are bad guys too.
Use of WeaponsCheradenine is Elethiomel.
TitanicThe boat sinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFI'm not sure you can really spoil reality, Miriel :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
:p
Marley & Me was based on a true story too. Which in the end, only added to feeling of having my heart ripped out of my chest.
Prison BreakThey break out of prison.
24Jack Bauer saves America.
BatmanBruce Wayne is Batman.
There's only one way to escalate this further:Quote:
Originally Posted by MirielTitanicThe boat sinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFI'm not sure you can really spoil reality, Miriel :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
:p
Penny Arcade! - As Regards Spoilification
If we're going for the obvious ones:
Star WarsDarth Vader is Luke and Leia's father and turns on the Emperor after he starts shooting Force lighting at Luke.
New TestamentJesus dies and is resurrected.
edit: oh I see Penny Arcade beat me to the latter one.
Home AloneThe kid later becomes a drug addict
ScreamThey're going to make a Scream 4 in 2010. :eek:
A Nightmare on Elm Street 6: Freddy's deadHe's not
Final Destination 1 and 3Everybody dies
April Fools DayApril fools! Nobody actually dies.
Jackass the movieThese people are probably not able to produce babies anymore.
Sin CityI don't remember how this movie ends, must've fallen asleep.
ClueIt was Professor Plum in the conservatory with the gatling gun
Xena: The Warrior PrincessA Wizard Did It
GhostbustersThey cross the streams
The TerminalHe leaves visits the club and goes back
Holy GrailThey get arrested
TwilightIt's :skull::skull::skull::skull:
Disney's Adventures of the Gummi BearsGummi Glen is destroyed.
InuyashaKikyo dies forever, Kagome wishes on the Shikon no Tama for it to disappear, and Kagome somehow wishes her way back to the feudal era after graduating high school and being separated from Inuyasha for three years (they live happily ever after). Sango bears Miroku's children, too, and Sesshoumaru-sama remains beautiful.
Odin SphereMercedes dies.
Rye x I'm my own MILFRye breaks up with Huxley.
MulanMulan is Miriel.
Ichigo Mashimaro encoreMiu dies.
Winner!Quote:
Originally Posted by Balzac