Do you...

... Count starting from 0, think in if-else statements, believe 1 + 1 = 11, ... program? What languages do you know and how long have you been doing it?

Me (in order of frequency):
Java
HTML/CSS/XML
C++ (will change soon to the top due to Project:N00b)
VisualBASIC
BASIC

...and I've been programming for about 10 years now.

All I know is B COLOR="SeaGreen".

I'm well acquainted with HTML, and that's pretty much all I use. I used Visual Basic for a computer programming class in high school though. Don't remember any of it anymore...

I know a bit of HTML and CSS, forgot most of it though.

I know HTML and php for web, been doing it for too long now. And I know maxscipt in 3ds max and melscript in Maya. I've been doing that for 12 years or so now. I should learn Python for Maya, but watching Skt go on about it makes me want to not bother.

I've never tackled python, but I got a book about it from the library. Overdue, and have been too busy to read it or turn it back.

I also got MySQL, Perl, PHP, and HTML book (I am reading that though for reference in my class)

Let's see...

C++
Java
C
Assembly
ActionScript
BASIC
Pascal
TurboPascal
HTML

And I've been programing for nearly 12 years now.

I know a bit of VisualBASIC and SQL stuff, that's about it.

XHTML/CSS/XML, PHP, SQL, JavaScript and ActionScript are the ones I can say I know decently well. I'm taking a C# course and potentially—but unlikely—a Java course this autumn.

I've picked up the most minimal amount of HTML possible and I have a vague idea of how programming works.

Been programming for 0 years now!

I did a 2 year computer course once diving into everything in and out of a computer, programming, etc. About 2 years ago! Then I forgot it all because I didn't like it much. 8-)

html, css, a handful of php. Did a tiny bit of VBA but don't care enough to remember it xD
I taught myself binary in 6th grade and learned how to read it a couple of years later

I can program in DNA.

I had to learn C++ when I worked in a machine shop.

I can speak Norwegian, swedish and english. I understand german and danish. Know some basic chinese and japanese