WHY AM I HAPPY

WHAT HAPPENED
WHO DID THIS

SOLVE MYSTERY

I made you happy by moving this to GC? Yes? No? A little bit? A little bit. :cool:

If it's drugs, I'll be pissed you didn't share.

Of course I will share with you. :D

Steak?

LOL boyfriend (with steak medium well mmm)?

Steak and a BJ day?!

You found a cigarette in the gutter that was only half smoked?

That's happened to me before. Except it was all wet. God damnit.

Trick question: You aren't happy. You're miserable.

Cake?

You farted in an elevator and successfully managed to blame someone else.

That doesn't explain my avatar!