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BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic
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The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.
Psy go get in your new car and drive here now, since I'm in London this is our great big chance I'm gonna go loot some digital camcorders and get a friend or two to help me find the hottest zombie girls possible. Zombie PORN here we come!
Taking any offers on investments in this project from overseas?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
I would have sex with a zombie, yes, but I would probably put a bucket on her head first to stop her biting me in an inconvienient place.
Psy, thats what ball gags and dental jaw splitters are for!
Oh my god. Rotting vagina.
Forget rabies, forget swine flu, forget everything; it’s these articles that are spreading zombiism throughout humanity.
Fact: Zombie apocalypse is every internet nerd's wet dream
It sure is mine.
haha is that real?
No. smurfQuote:
Originally Posted by G3ORGE
See? What don't we have?
Bad time to have gun control though.
Jesus thats really weird. I wouldn't want to be lying in bed next to a zombie patient in hospital.
Sweet. Guess what zombie I would totally date... ;)
I watched a T.V. program about this group called Z.A.P.T, who is prepared for this exact thing. Too bad its never going to happen.
ahahahahaha
What the smurf.