How to pick up the ladies

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New from Miriel, does that say?

Well I salute her entreprenuerial spirit!

Paul tells me that the best way to pick up girls is to call them fat and ugly though! :confused::confused::confused:

Why are you looking to pick up chicks, Mullet? You're married, you cheater!

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Originally Posted by Rye

Paul tells me that the best way to pick up girls is to call them fat and ugly though! :confused::confused::confused:

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And it's super effective against EoFF girls, you fat ugly fatty. :cool:

Here's 500$, you're my date for tonight.

What?

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Originally Posted by Rye

Paul tells me that the best way to pick up girls is to call them fat and ugly though! :confused::confused::confused:

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This really does work.

Women are so easy, just tell them you got all 120 stars on super mario 64 and they'll reply something like "lol isn't dat a videogame or something?" and by then the rohypnol should've started working anyway.

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Originally Posted by Levian

Women are so easy, just tell them you got all 120 stars on super mario 64 and they'll reply something like "lol isn't dat a videogame or something?" and by then the rohypnol should've started working anyway.

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i actually spit out some of the grapefruit juice that was in my mouth after reading this

I dunno about those girls, I'd be awake and willing. Mentioning how you got Yoshi on the roof, and the panties drop. Mention that you caught the rabbit in one try, and the panties fly off of me by the force of magic.

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Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill

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Originally Posted by Levian

Women are so easy, just tell them you got all 120 stars on super mario 64 and they'll reply something like "lol isn't dat a videogame or something?" and by then the rohypnol should've started working anyway.

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i actually spit out some of the grapefruit juice that was in my mouth after reading this

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The taste of grapefruit juice alone is enough to make me spit out grapefruit juice.

"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere"? Why does that sound so wrong?

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Originally Posted by Rye

I dunno about those girls, I'd be awake and willing. Mentioning how you got Yoshi on the roof, and the panties drop. Mention that you caught the rabbit in one try, and the panties fly off of me by the force of magic.

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My panties just exploded from just reading this post!!!! :love:

*can't unstick herself from mullet's back. . help someone, please?*