Saved by the Phoenix Down - All New Series!

Let’s say the year is 1992. You’ve managed to go back to the future via time machine. Say thanks to H. G. Wells for that. Now imagine that you’re in high school; whether or not you were actually in high school during this time is irrelevant. Your best friends are Zack, Screech, Slater, Kelly, Lisa and Jessie (who were originally Saved by the Bell characters).

There is a catch, however! The school is also full of Final Fantasy characters. In my high school, Tidus is obviously the arrogant jock and Lulu is the resident Goth. My question for EoFFers is, if you were to create a school complete with all the stereotypical cliques that were inevitably in your high school, where do you think Final Fantasy characters would be placed? Note: This can pertain to every Final Fantasy character regardless of the date being 1992. Alternatively, you can also discuss which FF characters you'd likely befriend and which ones you'd loathe. Methinks it would make an interesting television series. :freak:

All this needs to work is make Kefka the Principal, Kuja the Vice Principal, and the Judges as the School Board. Kefka also has that whole seniority thing that makes it so the Judges can't fire him.

Hilarity ensues.

Cloud would be that brooding guy who sits in the corner and plays his guitar while writing lyrics too all his deep confused thoughts.

Steiner would be that guy who is always trying to do good. A teachers pet if you will.

Vaan would be that annoying kid you just want to throw a rock at.

Zell and Gau would be those kids who go around acting like they're still in preschool (making fart jokes, starting food fights, the works)

Celes would be the straight A student who was always getting hit on (I'm an honor-role student, NOT a high school floozy!)

Amarant wouldn't show up for class.

Quistis would be the teacher who all the males in her class have crushes on. She decides to sleep with one of her crushes much like this woman did and gets fired. Bad break, Quistis.

Auron would be the teacher you go to for help and whatnot. Paine, Lulu and Cloud would be part of the goth/emos. Rikku, and Yuffie are part of the cheer leading squad but not necessarily popular. Tidus, Wakka, and Seifer are the jocks of the school, Seifer's the dick, Wakka's the one on drugs, and Tidus is the secretly gay one. Jecht is the father that tries to relive his glory days by pushing his son into sports, but in the episode that Tidus tells him he wants to be a ballet instructor he leaves and isn't heard from again until 10 years later. Tifa, Aerith, Yuna, and Garnet are those really hot, really grown up girls that everyone wants but only date college dudes. Amarant is the loner who hangs out behind the gym and chain smokes. Squall is the really cool popular guy that get's along with everybody, even with the annoying girl genius Eiko (no one likes her, she's a know-it-all). Vivi's the school mascot.

Bartz would be that guy who inexplicably hooks up with all the hot girls and you have no idea how he does it. Wakka is the pure jock, Tidus is the sort of nerdy jock who bulked up a little bit in the past year or so and has finally been accepted as a minor member of that clique.

Quina would be the lunchlady. :)

Kuja would be the French class teacher.
Josef (FF2) or Jecht would be the gym instructor.
The Onion Kids/Knights would be those genius prodigies that skipped 5 years of elementary.
Zidane would be the ladies man and hit on every single girl in the campus.
Terra would be that shy girl who sits alone in the corner of the room.
Matoya (FF1) would be the lunch lady. Or that grumpy old math teacher.

Faris would be the rebellious one who cross-dresses just to prove she's unique.

Cid (from FFVIII) would be the teacher that doesn't know crap about the subject he's teaching.

Shuyin and Lenne would be that over-dramatic couple who act like the world is crumbling beneath them when they have a fight. (or at least Shuyin would)

The Warriors of Light (FFI) would be the ones who keep changing themselves (wardrobe, behavior) because of a personality crisis and to try to be popular.

Hojo and Lucrecia would be the science teachers that get fired for taking things to far.
Rinoa would be the irritating Vanessa Hudgins type who is a bit quirky but all the boys inexpicably love her more than Hot blonde Quistis.
Yuna would be Prom queen, So Ashe knifes her up out of jealousy.
Fran and Balthier would sell cigarettes, drugs and booze round the back of the bike sheds.
Freya could teach how to dunk in basket ball.
Vincent would be the teacher who gets investigated for spending too much time with Shelke and Yuffie.
Cid Highwind could be principle, thus explaining why Fran and Balthiers merchandise doesn't get busted, plus i wouldn't want to anger Cid.

Locke would be the guy everybody seems to like, no matter how popular or unpopular they are. Tidus would be the overconfident jock trying to live up to his dad's name, secretly detesting him for it. Seymor would be that one teacher that creeps everyone out. Edge, Zack, and Edgar would be the really flirtatious people who never get any, but still have plenty of friends. Sephiroth would be the upper classmen that every girl loves, but none of the guys know why. Cloud would be the person who keeps to himself, but for a small group of friends and is sad because he couldn't make it onto the football team. Kefka would be the crazy teacher that everyone loves, despite his sometimes harsh punishments. And Squall would be the punk of the school.