Worst Joke youve ever heard?
mines probrably ''Whats a foot long and slippery''
(SPOILER)A Slipper
So whats the worst joke youve ever heard?
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Worst Joke youve ever heard?
mines probrably ''Whats a foot long and slippery''
(SPOILER)A Slipper
So whats the worst joke youve ever heard?
You're funny....FUNNY LOOKIN!
followed by satanic laughter
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The feminist movement
What's the full length of the year 1888?
(SPOILER)One and three eights
I feel like a total dork, but I laughed at the first one.
Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
Whats brown & sticky?
(SPOILER)A stick
That joke really pi$$es me off
Well in this month's issue of metal hammer, it was a (SPOILER)Brown stickerQuote:
Originally Posted by Shattered Dreamer
For some unholy reason that my warped mind cannot possibly comprehend, I lol'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin