EoFF <3

I don't know, there's simply something about EoFF that makes me smile. Maybe it's the diverse type of people, the fun and thought-provoking discussion, and maybe even the spam, but EoFF is sex and win. I'm rarely serious at EoFF, but I love you guys. <3

Write a love letter to EoFF.

EoFF,

Will you go out with me?

[ ] yes [ ] no

Your admirer

Dear EoFF,

I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since I broke into your house and watched you sleep. I can't help it, I just need to be near you. I took a little bit of your hair and some of your underwear out of the top drawer, I hope you don't mind. I like to smell it when I can't be near you, it reminds me of us and what we have. I know you might not feel the same way about me as I feel about you but hopefully, someday I can make you without the use of violence or heavy medication. I just want us to be together like God intended. I know you want to, you just need to learn how.

Love,
Bunny

PS: I hope you don't mind but I rubbed one off into your ear while I watched you sleep. You just looked so beautiful and your ears are so cute.

Dear EoFF

I have herpes.

You should get yourself checked out.

LOLOL just kidding, I love you.

James

Dear EoFF,

We have known each other for almost 5 years now, but we've only recently started to get to know each other. I know you're not the type to commit to one person, but I've been thinking, and I really want to take our relationship to the next level.

The time I have spent with you has been blissful. You have introduced me to many wonderful people, but my love has only been for you. We've spent many late nights talking about general stuff, new games and, on occasion, had deep and meaningful conversations about each other.

I know I'm only young, but our relationship doesn't need to adhere to these human constructs called laws. Our love is like the sky, endless and beautiful. We are destined to be together, you and me, forever in eternity.

Forever yours
Jiro~

Oh EoFF can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you EoFF you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come EoFF do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

chaos: Through thick and thin..

Rubedo: Eoff has always been there.. right? :D

Trowa:...Sure

Albedo: Merry Christmas EOFF! *laughs maniacally*

-Love Trumpet Thief

Dearest Eoff

My heart yearns for you the moment I step away from you
My mind thinks at all the witty comes back when you speak
My loins pulsate for every flirt you make....


Facebook may be my mistress,
But you will always be my number one.


~Your eternally beloved

Rodarian

Dear EoFF,


I tolerate your mongrel existance simply because it provides me with some active amusement that other boards have failed misreably in doing so.



Love,

Crimson



Mind you I have a strict no-sappy crap policy so that's actually a compliment.

EoFF,

I love you, but I just can't be with you. Because of your in-laws. Fool's Gold will never accept me. She's always saying how I'll never be good enough for you, I'll never be the right woman for you. How I'll never give you the perfect children. You never believe me, you say that Fool's Gold can be a pain sometimes, but she's really not that bad. You never believe what I tell you about Mama Freed. When you leave the room, she whispers the worst things to me. I just... can't do it anymore.

Goodbye.

Dear EoFF,
We met back in 2007 after I went through a string of bad relationships with other gaming forums & in my hour of need when my inner FF nerd needed pleasing you welcomed me with open arms. For me you gave the internet a propose other than to look up social networking sites, guitar tabs & pornography & for that I'm eternally grateful.

Love

Shattered Dreamer

Dear EoFF,

I love you, but I'm not in love with you. It's not you, it's me. Also, I really like your new haircut.

~Kyle

Dear EoFF,
How could you cheat on me with these other people ^?
Don't deny it, thats fine, I have been cheating on you with God Hates Fraggles. Ok, not really, I can't back that up...
Love,
UnbreakableWill

Burn in a fire and let your eyes always be drowning in the seas of fantasies that were final many years ago.

Love Raistlin

Wait a second...

Dear EoFF,
Why don't you talk to me anymore? I've been sitting here staring at you for like two smurfing years and you just keep doing funny little dances, but I want more than that. How can we take our relationship to the next level when our communication persists of pirouettes and caramels? You need to straighten up for real, and I think we should take a break until you do. I'm not sure what's in our future. I'm not sure if we'll be together again. It's all up to you.

Love,
Mogi

Dear EoFF,
I'm sorry. I want you back.

Love,
Mogi