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the titttle says it. im drunk so other peopl should be too, and teh inter net is awsome cause we can be drunk at seperate times and like it;s totally cool. who is with me here? oh this wiill ptobably be deleted tomo morning and wake up. oh smurf it, i made a dumb thread when i got drunk whats the dumbest things you guys habe done while intoxicated? love all of you :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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uhhh most embarrassing i've done while drunk actually occurred this past weekend, but it's so ridiculous and embarrassing that smurf that, i'm not telling a bunch of pseudo-strangers on the webz. and unfortunately I won't be getting drunk for a while, finals weeks etc. :(
People usually can't tell from my typing that I'm wasted, I'm awesome like that. I haven't done anything particularly embarassing/regrettable while drunk, the worst might be getting a solid slap in my face by a girl when I was 15. I can't recall *exactly* what lead to that, but I'm pretty sure I said something rude.
The worst thing I've done while drunk was get in a fight with a street lamp and lose.
No one wants to know the worst thing I did while drunk. I did piss in the cat litter box before because I came home drunk (walked from a restaurant/bar across the street from my apartment), and one of my cats pissed on an article of clothing I accidentally left on the floor.
So, I was all like, "OhhhhHHH YEAaaahh cat?! MABHYE I Shuld piss all ovar somethin' YOU own!" I swear to god my cat stared at the litter box bewildered for two hours.
:( Well I'm glad that kiss meant as much to you as it did to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I cheated on my boyfriend when I was drunk. Yeah, I hate myself.
I haven't been drunk in a few weeks, nor to I intend on getting drunk anytime soon. It's an awful lot of effort and an awful lot of calories.
And I am soooo not interested in reliving my drunken mistakes, thanks.
That said, I spent the weekends in the mountains with three drunk dudes and let's just say that they have learned that a pile of snow does not replace the love of a good woman. And cold burns.
Hey, I just remembered about this. It all happened last month. This story is long, but I wrote it right after it happened (while still being drunk) and posted it on a dating site. I'm still single for some reason. Words in brackets are notations I made just for this thread. Example: [[Commentary]]
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Me and two friends decided to see 2012 today. We pregamed like crazy because there was no way we were going to see this movie sober. I made myself a stiff rum and coke, along with my two friends Steve [[known as edczxcvbnm in these parts]] and Dan. Both Steve and I had empty stomachs when we started to drink. We quickly filled up on tacos, but whatever, I still felt the need to drink before we left. This is what I personally had:
*Stiff rum and coke
*shot of rum
*stiff rum and coke
*shot of rum
*shot of rum [[now that I think about it, I think those were double shots]]
[[Sadly, this was pretty tame for me, but you'll see why...]]
We decided to prepare our own drinks for the theater. Steve had a bunch of empty energy drink containers, so I made Steve a pretty strong screwdriver, I made Dan a decent Rum and Coke, and I made myself a screw driver with half the container filled with vodka and OJ. The rest had rum in it. I don't know, I'm a ****ing idiot.
So we decide to walk for obvious reasons, and Steve gave me a Smirnoff twist to drink on the way there. Having no shame, I drink my bottle in front of heavy traffic. [[wasn't showing off, I just was at that point where I wasn't thinking of the consequences of my actions too much]] I swear to god, we run into a man in a Luigi suit and some teenage sluts were trying to get our attention. I high five the Luigi, and ignore the girl teenyboppers asking if they could have our alcohol. **** them.
So we get to the theater. We bought our tickets in advance, so we waltz right in the theater. [[we hid in the booze in our pockets]] The ****ing place is PACKED. We did not expect this because, seriously, what sober person wants to see 2012? The only seats available are in the front row. **** it, I am already drunk as hell. Let's do this. [[the screen was huge, I had to constantly move my head throughout the whole movie just to tell what was going on]]
The movie was long winded and boring. I am glad that I got wasted during it because it ****ing sucked. The build up took forever. When things FINALLY went down I ****ing chugged my drink like it was MY last day on earth. About an hour in, I was completely wasted. I actually managed to savior my makeshift drink until 10 minutes before the movie came to a close.
After it was over, I had to go to the bathroom. I didn't feel sick, but I really had to pee, and I wanted to self induce vomiting because I had a long walk on the way to Steve's apartment. [[I hate walking when I have excessive liquid in my stomach, even if it is just water]] There was a line for the bathroom, but I pushed past everyone. I didn't ****ing care.
Some eight year old kid says, "Hey! HEY! You can't do that! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
I ignore him as a stall opens. I peed. I tried for a good few minutes to induce vomiting, but it wasn't happening. I give up. I leave the stall. The eight year old kid was still there.
"Hey! You cut in front of everyone!"
Me: "Shut up! No one cares! You snooze you lose!"
"YOU LOOK DRUNK!! I'M GOING TO GET MY DAD!"
Oh **** what did I do? I somehow get out of the bathroom before the kid. I spot my friends right away.
Me: "We need to go. NOW." [[I became paranoid that the dad would call the authorities and I didn't feel like dealing with that. Yes, I am a terrible person.]]
I explain to them what happened on the way home. We laugh our asses off at the situation. We get home safely, and I think I have made myself sicker (been sick all week). Don't care; totally worth it.
I've done many strange and dumb things while drunk.
I had a fight with my friend after a party that consisted of vodka and no prior eating, so I ended up walking home in the frozen tundra of Rhode Island, falling on snow and ice, and spooning it for comfort while crying.
It sounds really sad, but it's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard me do.
I had a friend once who was so drunk I had to bring her over for a night to make sure she would be okay, and when I gave her my spare PJs (Chinese food cuisine PJs!), she (being asian and my asian drama buddy) rolls her eyes in all her drunken stupor and says "Jess? Asian PJs? You would." and prompty goes to sleep.
Climbing onto the roof of my house was a good one. So was playing strip Soul Calibur, and losing. Only once, though. After that, I refused to play any more. Then I went on to go climb onto the roof of my shed without replacing my t-shirt. At like midnight. The list could go on, but these are the drunken stories I will go on to tell forever.
That's not very surprising at all..In fact you'll definitely surprise me if you claimed that you haven't been drinking at least for 48hrs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
I drank 8 glasses of white wine and 4 glasses of reds Saturday night! Mighty fun it was!!
eeeeehehehehhehhheeheh. :blush:
There should be some kind of compilation of all the drunk threads that have ended up here. xD
Despite my best efforts I don't have any interesting or funny drunk tales to tell :(