He shouldn't be fat. He is a Blitzballer and he lives on a tropical island where there surely cannot be any bad foods. How can Keepa be fat?
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He shouldn't be fat. He is a Blitzballer and he lives on a tropical island where there surely cannot be any bad foods. How can Keepa be fat?
The tropical island point is the mootest point ever! Case-in-point: Native Hawaiians. They grow 'em big there. x]
His name says it all, he keeps it inside.
The same reason all fat people are fat: he eats too much and doesn't exercise enough.
A keeper doesn't swim around as much as the rest of the guys.
See Goldberg, the goalie in the Disney Movie, "The Mighty Ducks".
http://www.gameusedhockey.com/images/012.jpg
A lot of athletes are fat. Some people are just built differently; don't be all discriminating.
he likes cookies. A lot
Okay then, why is Datto so white? :monster: Same things as before!
Some people are naturally fat and don't lose weight easily - but that doesn't mean they can't be well trained.
You might think it's because he mostly stays still in the goal, but even goalies need to have a good condition to be able to block shots effectively etc.
Besides, being chubby is quite an advantage when you're a goalie, don't you think? :p
Maybe Datto came from a different city? Like Bevelle.
Keepa's fat because then he takes up the whole goal, so the Blitzballs bounce safely off him. Still didn't help me from losing every Blitzball match I ever played. :|
Datto is albino. :zombert:
I would just like to express my absolute delight at reading this thread title and I lolled a-many.
The answer you seek is one of the following:
1. Keepa is on drugs that make him gain weight.
2. Someone cast Fatga on him and you can't Esuna it.
3. It's actually muscle.
4. He only recently joined the group.
5. ????
6. PROFIT
He wanted some weight to stop him from bobbing out of the water all the time
Also I noticed Datto and Keepa are both absent from this shot
http://home.flash.net/~rayearle/Sony...id_Aurochs.jpg
Perhaps the Besaid Aurochs are quite mean towards their fat and pale teammates? :(
Although they love dem gingers amirite?