B MOVIES and YOU

I swear I see people with cameras/camcorders hiding in the shadows everywhere. What the hell is going on!!? I mean I take steps toward them and they just flee.

Oh and also the ninjas are after me again. I think I should find a safer place to hide. It won't be long until the zombies start popping up.

Have you ever wondered if you were just living in a terrible B movie?

Dear enano,

You are crazy.

Sincerely,
Everyone else

Those aren't cameras. I'm sure you're making it up in your head.

note to self: change title from "Enano's Life"

There are occasions when I think my life could easily turn into one but then it doesn't happen and I am actually disappointed.

If it is look for Bruce Campbell to save you.