One on one with the 501st.

We, the 501st Legion, have made it to the final round of the elections, but we still need all the help we can get if we are to win. The purpose of this thread is for you, the public, to ask us questions. To really get to know us, and see what we're all about. Ask us anything at all.

Annnnd.... go.

Before anyone asks, Vader's Fist can behead a zombie. That is why we should win.

What do you plan on doing about the pesky rebel problem that part of the empire has been dealing with? Raging rumor says that they were the actual cause of the destruction of the Death Star, not a improperly installed cooling system.

What is the proper way to eat strawberries?

Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?

I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

What do you plan on doing about the pesky rebel problem that part of the empire has been dealing with? Raging rumor says that they were the actual cause of the destruction of the Death Star, not a improperly installed cooling system.

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I can assure you Rebels had nothing to do with the Death Star. This was an unforseen accident. I tell you, that's the last time we let the Cid's Technicians do anything with our wiring.

We take the Rebel threat quite seriously. Too many lives have been lost in the name of "Justice". We have unconfirmed reports that they are hiding out in some caves on Hoth, but we can disclose no more information than that. Rest assured, the 501st has your backs.

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

What is the proper way to eat strawberries?

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I'll leave that question for MB. If I had to guess I'd say with your mouth.

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Originally Posted by Kuroshima

Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?

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Aayla Secura is the enemy! :mad2:

The babes are all over. They used to be scantily clad but we got threatened with a lawsuit. If you're going to check the barracks for babes you'd better be blind. And no, not all of them have lightsabers.

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Originally Posted by Freya

I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?

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It's a newer model of the Mandalorian armor Jango Fett and myself wear. I'm not sure who designed them as they probably died in the raid on Kamino.

What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?

Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

What is the proper way to eat strawberries?

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With cream, unless you are a zombie, in which case it is brains.

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Originally Posted by Zombiesaur

What is the proper way to eat strawberries?

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I hardly think that's important for brain-obsessed moving lightsaber checks.

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Originally Posted by Kuroshima

Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?

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I have the babes. I keep them from the hideous atrocities that the Zombie Party would commit upon them. Only official members of the 501st have access to them, and I can assure you that they can be as scantily clad or covered as you want them to be. The Jedi have lightsabers, and we have created dummy lightsabers for those that want them. I'm not sure about the Aayla Secura thing, you'd have to ask her. She's usually over at the bar, drinking tequila and flashing a lot.

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Originally Posted by Freya

I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?

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The Stormtrooper outfit is actually based upon the earlier Clone Trooper outfits. We merely took away the pansy colours to ensure they could be recognised as a clone army, which inspires fear even in mindless zombie drones. Thousands upon thousands of identical troopers. All equal in their importance!

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Originally Posted by Bunny

What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?

Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?

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As to the first question, it's ludicrous. Would this "whiny boy" be the same as the one who supposedly destroyed the Death Star? Oh, is that the one with the straw hair and :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty lightsaber skills? Yeah, he's dead. Looooong dead. And Princess Leia now rides me daily.

Also: "Stop your ballbaggery, you fag-ending gash-hound." The same goes for the :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty little "games" company.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?

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We say SHUT UP! :mad2:

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Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?

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"Go back and do it again!"

You are surrounded by a horde of 50 zombies. 25 of which have axes. 26 of which haven't eaten brains for 3 days. How do you get out of the situation, not force powers, blasters, or lightsabers allowed.

I use my jetpack. :smug:

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

You are surrounded by a horde of 50 zombies. 25 of which have axes. 26 of which haven't eaten brains for 3 days. How do you get out of the situation, not force powers, blasters, or lightsabers allowed.

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1337 Sammy J powers.

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Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII

I use my jetpack. :smug:

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Noice. :cool: