Intros: The Good, The Bad & The Stupid

Well I was bored earlier and I discovered on YouTube, there are collections of the unique intro dialogue that each character wills hare with each other character.

You can find it yourself by putting Dissidia [insert character name] Intros.

Anyway, some of the lines are really good. Some are awful. Some don't even make sense.

Basically, categorize these lines wherever you deem appropriate.

I'll start.

Good
Bartz to Warrior of Light:
Light! GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Or whatever.

Bad
Sephiroth to Zidane: Your planet is an illusion.
to Tidus: I'll make you frown.

...you might want to reverse that there, Seph ol' buddy.

The Stupid
Cloud to Ex-Death: YOu don't know true despair.

Bad
Kefka (to Terra): "Time to come home to Papa!"

What I don't even why would he even *goes to shower then bleach my brain*

Bartz to Squall:
"If I win can I have your sword?"
I think thats what it was