EVIL GENIE

Be an evil genie, grant the wish above you in an unexpected or negative way, then post your own wish!


I wish for the ability to fly!

*turns HC into a moth *

I wish to have an unlimited supply of cheese pizza!

You are now a wood dwelling species of cockroach, perfectly capable of flight :bigsmile:

damn, beaten. You're pizza's are made with rancid cheese.

I wish I could dunk :(

What does drinking sewage have to do with being able to dunk? =S

Sorry, I thought you said drunk, ok......
You can dunk 400 dohnuts a day!!!!

I wish to be an avatar

Granted, you are the avatar of an inactive member. You can't move or say or do anything and have to watch all the other avatars go out and have fun while you set there and do nothing forever.

I wish I had Ice cream!

Wish granted. You have several buckets of ice cream. Unfortunately you are stuck in an inescapable cage in the middle of the Dasht-e Lut desert. The ice cream is just outside the cage, beyond your reach.

I wish I lived forever.

You're an immortal jellyfish, no one likes you.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

You cease to exist.

I want the strength of 1,000 men.

http://reluctantoptimist.files.wordp...teve-urkel.jpg x1000

I wish I wish i had a fish

You wish that you wish you had a fish? granted, you now wish you had a fish and your unrequited longing drives you to suicide.

I wish we had the Chrono Trigger Forum back

Done. Unfortunately you are now blind and can't see the forum. Too bad.

I wish I had more money!

Granted, but you spend it all replaces stolen buttons.

I wish I had a roomful of foxy redheads. :jokey:

Granted. I put you in a room full of matches.

http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uplo...fety_match.jpg

I wish to be a banana!

Granted, you now have a single banana. Unfortunately, you are allergic to bananas.

I wish people loved me :(