Mad Libs

Lets play mad libs. Make your own or just fill in the blanks, you choose.

One day I was walking down the [noun] when I saw a [noun] [verb ending in -ing] a [adjective] person. I was about to go [verb] them when I was [verb] by a [noun]. At the hospital, the nurse told me I had [past tense verb] my [noun] and that I might die. all of the sudden a [cool noun] [verb] through the [noun] and [verb] me with a [adj] [noun]. THE END

here are my answers:
yellow brick road
senator
mugging
mute
stab
bashed
milk truck
severed
legs
ninja
crashed
vent
slapped
foam
noodle

I'm trying to not nap today so i'll do this to help keep myself awake :D

One day I was walking down the yellow brick road when I saw a milk truck mugging a mute person. I was about to go stab them when I was slapped by a noodle. At the hospital, the nurse told me I had severed my legs and that I might die. All of the sudden a ninja crashed through the vent and bashed me with a foam senator.

THE END :D

Funny, you changed my answers around!!! you are supposed to make your own you know

Oh no :( I did it all wrong! Sorry mister Cactuar!

Still made me giggle though, and i'm not asleep :D

Is K :), as long as you go make a wish to the evil genie, you gonaa be all right