For those of you unaware of Such Tweet Sorrow, the Royal Shakespeare Company and/or Mudlark has invented a game called Upload That Load. The object of the game is to go to a pub or tavern with a cell phone and snap as many photos as you can of cleavage without getting caught and upload them onto the internet. In the play, of course, it was staged.
Since tonight was my first Friday night off in 3 years, I elected to start a game of Upload That Load to commemorate the occasion. Ideally, one should have an opponent to play against, to determine who can get the most undetected shots over the course of the night.
I got busted (pun intended) on my first attempt. Fortunately, the lady in question was OK with it. So, unaccountably, was her husband. For those of you (all of you) who didn't see her husband, permit me to summarize: I could have been killed.
My challenge, to the gentlemen of the forum, is to see who can achieve the most success in a game of Upload That Load in any 2 hour period over the next week. The snapshot doesn't count if you get caught. I'm pretty easy to beat--all you have to do is get away with it once. Depending on how brave/drunk I feel next weekend, I may challenge the winner.
Go!
