Original Jokes!

Tell me jokes you wrote yourself, if there's none, tell me one you like!

I wrote this one myself, and Guild Wars' Random PvP Arena found it hilarious.

Australians are usually seen as rough-and-tumble badasses right? You see, it's a country founded by convicts. However, I don't think Australians are all that macho and badass. Because, yes they're British convicts, but then again, they were outmatched by the British Police of all things.

Everything I do is original, just not usually funny.

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Originally Posted by Beer Gut

Australians are usually seen as rough-and-tumble badasses right? You see, it's a country founded by convicts. However, I don't think Australians are all that macho and badass. Because, yes they're British convicts, but then again, they were outmatched by the British Police of all things.

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*shakes head*



when i was little i thought myself hilarious with this joke:

"why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to kentucky fried people!"

A guy goes to a Psychaiatrist and says "I think im a guitar" and the Psychaiatrist says "there's no need to fret"