Superstitions

I'm convinced that how good my day will be is determined solely by whether or not I can fold my morning omelette properly.

What's yours?

The happier :quina: is, the better everyone's day will be.

Though I think it is more of a law of the universe than a superstition though. :bigsmile:

In praise of anything and hopeful of the future.... I touch wood.

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Originally Posted by Loony RoD

In praise of anything and hopeful of the future.... I touch wood.

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If Taylor Swift, Paramore, Oasis, NOFX, or the Matches are on my shuffle when I wake up, I know it will be a good day.

I, uh... don't like getting up in the morning having to pee, so if I wake up and have to pee I go pee and then go back to bed for at least a few minutes. Does that count?

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

I pray to my invisible creator each day, hoping that he will have the heart and care to bless me with various things, including good health and prosperity regardless of my genetics or physical activity (even though he already knows what I will do and what he will do, but I want to talk to him anyway); I thank my invisible father-friend with some words spoken aloud or in my mind (he can hear my thoughts but I can only feel his) for giving me food that I worked for, bought, and then prepared; I go to a building every Sunday and meet with people I do not know very well - or at all - that also have an invisible father-friend just like mine: here we sometimes sing about him, and then a man talks about our invisible friend and how awesome he is and how he wants us to deny other people that do also have the same invisible friend as ours, or to be distrustful of those that do not have invisible friends like us because if you think you do not have to explain yourself to your invisible father-friend then you will become evil - guaranteed. Sometimes he says that other people mean to take away our invisible friend: that is very unkind, so we should be very, very upset and elect certain people that have a lot of money but need more so that we can all keep our invisible friend.

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I love you.

if i see one magpie i basically assume my whole day will be one big smurf storm.....i forget about the magpie until something remotly annoying happens then i remember that black and white flighted patsy of an excuse and make a Seinfeld-to-Newman face exept obviously saying 'magpie' not 'newman'.

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

I pray to my invisible creator each day, hoping that he will have the heart and care to bless me with various things, including good health and prosperity regardless of my genetics or physical activity (even though he already knows what I will do and what he will do, but I want to talk to him anyway); I thank my invisible father-friend with some words spoken aloud or in my mind (he can hear my thoughts but I can only feel his) for giving me food that I worked for, bought, and then prepared; I go to a building every Sunday and meet with people I do not know very well - or at all - that also have an invisible father-friend just like mine: here we sometimes sing about him, and then a man talks about our invisible friend and how awesome he is and how he wants us to deny other people that do also have the same invisible friend as ours, or to be distrustful of those that do not have invisible friends like us because if you think you do not have to explain yourself to your invisible father-friend then you will become evil - guaranteed. Sometimes he says that other people mean to take away our invisible friend: that is very unkind, so we should be very, very upset and elect certain people that have a lot of money but need more so that we can all keep our invisible friend.

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Well that's just one big win of a post.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

I pray to my invisible creator each day, hoping that he will have the heart and care to bless me with various things, including good health and prosperity regardless of my genetics or physical activity (even though he already knows what I will do and what he will do, but I want to talk to him anyway); I thank my invisible father-friend with some words spoken aloud or in my mind (he can hear my thoughts but I can only feel his) for giving me food that I worked for, bought, and then prepared; I go to a building every Sunday and meet with people I do not know very well - or at all - that also have an invisible father-friend just like mine: here we sometimes sing about him, and then a man talks about our invisible friend and how awesome he is and how he wants us to deny other people that do also have the same invisible friend as ours, or to be distrustful of those that do not have invisible friends like us because if you think you do not have to explain yourself to your invisible father-friend then you will become evil - guaranteed. Sometimes he says that other people mean to take away our invisible friend: that is very unkind, so we should be very, very upset and elect certain people that have a lot of money but need more so that we can all keep our invisible friend.

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I love you.

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Yes.

Nominus has pretty much killed the thread really.

I have one superstition. My birthday being in the middle of June I have a thing that if the weather on my birthday is good then I will have a good year. If the weather is crap then my year is likely to be full of crap. This year was kinda bad. I'm hoping my superstition is just that.

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

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Originally Posted by Loony RoD

In praise of anything and hopeful of the future.... I touch wood.

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:eek:

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I knew someone would have seen the perv in those words! :p

I pray.

C-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

to be distrustful of those that do not have invisible friends like us

Sometimes he says that other people mean to take away our invisible friend:

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Why would I be distrustful of people who don't share in my beliefs? In my opinion your wrong and in your's I. A difference of opinion is no cause for doubt. And how could someone take away something they don't even believe in? Meh, I think it's obvious I'm religious but those who don't believe would peg me superstitious.