doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?
and is also good at :jokey:
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doesn't talk back or ask for sandwiches, amirite?
and is also good at :jokey:
The perfect man must make the perfect sandwich. He must be willing to get me coffee* for me when I'm sick. Must have a warped sense of humor to match mine. Must like fart jokes and must not be sensitive to small penis jokes (especially because I wouldn't make small penis jokes to people with small penises anyway!)
I have the perfect man. :kaoclove:
* this isn't a double standard thing! I fetch things for Huxley when he's sick, like cookies! It's a mutual thing. ♥
>>> Jesus?..:luca:
= my husband. :3
Dagger through it Alice. Straight through.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
It was never meant to be. And stuff....Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnDagger through it Alice. Straight through.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
:monster:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy...fect_man-5.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJ...fect_guy_1.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJ...fect_guy_3.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJ...fect_guy_2.jpg
http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/the-...fect-guy-4.jpg
Anyway, the perfect man should be the one that will love me more than I love him. :mymelheart:
He should also buy a shirt. Jeeeeez!
In my experience, and for me personally.
Someone who doesn't take everything seriously. Somebody who can make me feel comfortable around them. I don't give a :bou::bou::bou::bou: how they look as long as they aren't too... uh, messy? Personal hygiene is a must, obviously. Good sense of humor... uh, likes music? Not into rap. I hate those guys who try too hard to be black, or whatever. I love a guy who can come over when I have nothing to do, and just find things to do and talk to me. (: Also love a guy who isn't trying to hard to be something. Scene, emo, goth, gangster, what have you. That's just an immediate turn-off.
Uh... Yeah. :D
I'm at a loss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brunettepudding
Necro pointed out one of the closest examples in another thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2868860
Si, si, and also enjoys my pleasure more than his!Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
lol As if being into rap constitutes that you're trying to be black. :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by NecronopticousI'm at a loss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brunettepudding