Fortunately, Unfortunately!

I decided to make this thread because I love Fortunately, Unfortunately and it is superior to Corrupt a Wish because there's a STORY! And it usually ends up in very bizarre places.

I start off with a topic:

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy.

Then the next person goes:

Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy.

So, the next person says fortunately and keeps this story going. Use your imagination. :D

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary who bought a puppy. Fortunately, he was a well-behaved puppy. Unfortunately, her next door neighbor was an evil bastard and decided to STEAL the puppy. Fortunately...

Fortunately, the puppy mauled out the neighbor's throat and went back to Mary.

Unfortunately, the neighbor had a posse of cutthroats who wanted revenge.

Fortunately, the posse of cutthroats were not very well versed in the art of revenge and failed miserably.

@clo. >_< You coulda waited till mine got started good...

*gets over it*

Unfortunately, their mere presence made Mary panic and she jumped out her third-story window.

I like yours too. :( I was thinking "more games in Wonder Square, more fun".

Fortunately, a really obese man was walking by just below and his soft cushy body prevented her from being injured.

I agree... I was just worried everybody'd go to one of them and the other would die a painful death.

Unfortunately, a cactus ended up beneath her on the rebound.

Fortunately, the cactus was in a state of extremely accelerated decomposition and crumbled under her weight.

Unfortunately, she passed out from the stench of decomposing cactus just as Reno and Rude passed by... and they mistook her for Aerith.

(Just roll with it.)

Fortunately, her puppy came and tore their throats out.

Unfortunately, Nanaki saw this and now had the hots for the puppy.

Fortunately, the puppy realized it was, uh, a puppy and way too young to be in a relationship.

Unfortunately, Nanaki is much larger and stronger than the puppy and had... less than pure motives on his mind.

Fortunately, Mary woke up just in time and kicked Nanaki in the face for being such a perv.

Unfortunately, a drawn out duel began between Mary and Nanaki for the puppy's affection.