Omegle, yet again!

So, recently I decided I'd try using Omegle, even though I know it's bad to use. But I also had another funny conversation, and I think the current Omegle threads are really old enough to not consider reviving, so I decided to make a new one, in our shiny new Wonder Square. I had this odd conversation with a French girl:

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You: Hello! n_n
Stranger: hello
You: How are you? :D
Stranger: name
Stranger: 16
You: Oh, ah, my name is Nicolas, if you'd like to know.
You: I'm 17.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: french me
Stranger: sorry
You: Not quite sure if I can do that.
Stranger: ?
You: I guess you could say you're coming off as a little strong. Or at least that's how I'd put it. xD
Stranger: ?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: french
You: Oh, oh! French language?
You: Francais?
Stranger: oui!!!
You: I thought you meant something else.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: sorry
You: Ah, sorry. >_<
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: no steress
Stranger: stress
Stranger: :D
You: :)
Stranger: bye :s
You: Bye. o,o/

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She really needs to find another way to state that she's French! :p

Anyway, what are some funny Omegle conversations you have had in the past?

Apparently somebody from here thought they were chatting with me

Just bc the person said 'asl'

I need better memes and catchphrases.

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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: dont ask me asl
Stranger: or ill disconnect
You: i wasn't lol
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ok good
You: i hate that too
Stranger: f**k asl
Stranger: LOL
You: yeah man
You: lets f**k!
Stranger: lolol
You: i'm serious
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: yes
Stranger: well unless you're a guy, you dont want to smurf ME.
Stranger: unless you're gay*
You: that i am
Stranger: well unfortunately im not
Stranger: and i dont offer online f**king service
Stranger: :P
You: i could turn you
Stranger: not really
You: yes really
Stranger: not really
You: i have the power
Stranger: i am god
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so
You: I'm an athiest =(
Stranger: well too bad
Stranger: you're talking to god
Stranger: if you dont believe me, you can click disconnect
You: man i wanna sleep with God now
Stranger: you'll perish if you attempt
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: god has better things to do
You: =(
Stranger: have fun smurfing other gaylords
You: that i will God!
Thank you x
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Me and my friends had a chat with the most awesome Turkish guy once. We played acoustic guitar and he played some weird sitar looking thing that they use over there. Then he played smurfing recorder!! It was awesome.

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

Me and my friends had a chat with the most awesome Turkish guy once. We played acoustic guitar and he played some weird sitar looking thing that they use over there. Then he played smurfing recorder!! It was awesome.

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Isn't that Chat Roulette, not Omegle? :O
Omegle is fun for a laugh. Most of time I get hit with "a/s/l?" and then a disconnect when I refuse.

Stranger: hi..... im looking for dirty conversationnnn?
You: Can do.
You: You ever roll in the mud?
You: And ever look under your fridge? Man, it's filthy under there.
Stranger: funnny. not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

His suit is black apparently. :shobon:

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Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle

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Originally Posted by eternal essence

Me and my friends had a chat with the most awesome Turkish guy once. We played acoustic guitar and he played some weird sitar looking thing that they use over there. Then he played smurfing recorder!! It was awesome.

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Isn't that Chat Roulette, not Omegle? :O
Omegle is fun for a laugh. Most of time I get hit with "a/s/l?" and then a disconnect when I refuse.

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Omegle has video chat.

And there's less penis as well.

Every time we have one of these threads I think it's about Omecle.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Stranger: hi..... im looking for dirty conversationnnn?
You: Can do.
You: You ever roll in the mud?
You: And ever look under your fridge? Man, it's filthy under there.
Stranger: funnny. not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

His suit is black apparently. :shobon:

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Do you miss our late night chats?

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Stranger: helloo
You: Hello!
Stranger: how are you ^^
Stranger: biatch -.-

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I make strangers angry.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: YO U HORNY?
You: YES A HORNY ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: LMFAOOOOO POKEMON
You: IT USED TELEPORT
You: IT FAILED
Stranger: OH MA GAWD GO PIKACHU!
Stranger: -USE smurf-
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: LAUGHING SO BAD LMFAO LMFAO
Stranger: SOOO U A GURL OR FEMALE?
Stranger: lmfao i mean male or female]
You: ABRA
Stranger: NO SERIOUSLY?
Stranger: m or f?
You: YOU TELL ABRA FIRST
Stranger: im a male abra
You: THIS ABRA IS MALE
Stranger: awe D:
Stranger: lmfao
You: PIKACHU RAPED ABRA IN THE ASS
Stranger: O MA GAWWD LMFAO OHHH YESS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Does anyone know if there are any baiting sites that cropped up due to the whole omegle/chat roulette craze that sprung up. The old baiting site I used to look at went through old internet chat boards I guess, and when they died so did the sites. It'd be hilarious to see some new ones (assuming they're any good).

My friends are weirder when I chat with them online, than they are in real life. It never ceases to amuse me just how fake they are, so I always call them out on it whenever we lunch.

I can be terrifyingly intrusive and judgemental. :D

relevant.

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Originally Posted by Clo

relevant. Awesome

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