Cupcake Wars

Has anyone ever watched this show? It's...awful. They're doing horrible things to what could be perfectly good cupcakes. I mean sure, that cupcake that's supposed to represent the Leaning Tower of Pisa might taste good (even though for some reason you decided to put bacon on it) but how do I eat it?! It's bigger than my face! You do not eat cupcakes with silverware. If you have to use silverware, then it's a small cake, not a cupcake.

You're telling me you don't like cupcakes with bacon on top?

Cupcake Wars is brilliant television.

I eat cupcakes when I want something sweet! Bacon is cool and all, but I don't like it with melons or frosting.

Cupcakes should never be made with fish.

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