IRC Chat quotes! a hypoallergenic production

I am going to post all the quotes from the MIRC chatroom for your convenience and pleasure. I will f\post them by 50's, and when something happens, I will post the next 50. Staff are allowed to snip individual words. Also, please post which ones you like the best!

Now, without further ado:

Quote #1: Napoleon vs Europe was like Google vs Ask Jeeves
Quote #2: rubah do you think I'm a Bastion of Chastity
Quote #3: But I am a girl ?.?
Quote #4: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...avvyandMe1.jpg who is that riding you
Quote #5: How you even going to say you gonna get on this ball, and you haven't even helped me pump it yet, it's the principality of it
Quote #6: you can't just be woot. That doesnt make sense...you could "woot" AT something, but you can't just BE woot. that's just gay. your gay. eff your woot and the lolerskates you rode in on
Quote #7: Statutory rape is serious stuff You can do it with ease, just get on your knees
Quote #8: God damn I suck ass you guys
Quote #9: I wondered why mirc was flashing at me like a dirty old man in the park with the crotch cut out of his pants so when he opens his trench coat his dick is just hanging there like two wallnuts in a sock
Quote #10: Don't you ever let me hear you say last night instead of this morning which was last night for you again.
Quote #11: reading twitter trending topics is like driving through the digital ghetto of the internet.
Quote #12: * stu listens to Stu - Song Written to Seduce Lawrence (Sexually)
Quote #13: ?disappear EDICT E2JK[disappear][: 消失 shochocolate frosting n,vs しょうしつ | 消失 sochocolate frosting n,vs そうしつ :]
Quote #14: Vodka is awful you crazy man i love that shiz its so amazing reminds me of hair spray
Quote #15: necrophilia isn't illegal if he wanted it before he died rite??
Quote #16: I sent nudes to two gusy I wanna smurf guys atm
Quote #17: * Arc pre-cum dance flaccid walk
Quote #18: <۬Sagensyg> I love doing the gym teacher/coach
Quote #19: melissa, you have to understand I am like a dog I'm loyal to my bone
Quote #20: I can be respectful and friendly and like a gentleman but if I pitch a tent I am tearing off clothes and licking all kinds of clit
Quote #21: EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK WITH JAMIL AND TASTE HIS JIZZ DONUTS~~~~
Quote #22: lawrence has never been able to the obituaries haha since shes the one whop transports the bodie
Quote #23: i think you should write about shotguns that don't shoot bullets they shoot LOVE my dick is a love shotgun
Quote #24: also i think you are pretty much retarded and your girlfriend sounds retarded and your mom sounds retarded basically it seems like you've cultivated a retard colony
Quote #25: Baron Von Ghoulish: I suggest you seek professional help, as you don't seem to realize that *you* are God
Quote #26: I like my women like I like my coffee COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Quote #27: i like to stick my finger in my cats mouth while shes yawning
Quote #28: allie does your cat ever nibble your ears my roommate's cats do that t ome and it's kinda creepty and i'm like cat i didn't know we knew each other that well
Quote #29: It's time for a grog fest who wants a grog?
Quote #30: Tina Moberg is in a relationship and it's complicated. Moberg. That's like an iceberg made of moustaches.
Quote #31: ,%%`,`,`, Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? `,`,`%%,
Quote #32: My cousin plays an autistic guitar.
Quote #33: I am going to have to say now, outright, before I am sober, that I love blink-182; I think they were very iconic of my high school years and I feel even now they strike a chord with me!
Quote #34: curves are the new anorexia
Quote #35: My neighbors complained about my Nativity Set. Sorry if zombies and Chucky in a manger offends you.
Quote #36: im was thing fellpool omg wth did i type
Quote #37: yes! had a bag of frozen fires left
Quote #38: saying my eye balls really fast sounds like saying myyyyyy balls
Quote #39: scott you fizzy bitch flap
Quote #40: Also, i DO have a magical power to just DO things, like stop crying randomly and stop doing drugs randomly
Quote #41: and now, for my next impression, jesse owens! * stu runs
Quote #42: Prostitues are cheap and you'll be needing one
Quote #43: it hurts to sit down :(
Quote #44: oh god I like that
Quote #45: I never thought that rap would help our family It usually has a reverse effect
Quote #46: shiny use some of dat MP
Quote #47: finna get me some more oreas
Quote #48: Babies have high elasticity. Meaning many can be squashed into a space smaller than a baby if a little weight/force is applied.
Quote #49: i am the b.
Quote #50: Luckily I am already aware that I'm a gumshoe

I think I lost 5 IQ points just reading the first half dozen or so quotes

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Staff are allowed to snip individual words.

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Thank you for your permission. :roll2

What is the point in this game? This seems like a soon to be unsuccessful attempt to abuse the rep system.

Are we suppose to continue with the quote? I went to chat and this is the only quote I found. :bigsmile:

Quote #51:[22:23] Christmas would fit that role perfectly.

No idea what it is suppose to mean but then, it is interesting isn't it? The whole thing is so random. :bigsmile:

you know what, that would be better, and no I just wanted to see a limit break. Okay, each person who posts needs to add another 10 or so

This really is a tough game. I went to chat again, waited for a couple of minutes and the only quote I get is this one again:

Quote #52: Christmas would fit that role perfectly.

Kudos to those that can complete this game and get to the end boss. :bigsmile:

This is probably more suited to the wiki.

EDIT: Oh, I see how you're doing it now. I've removed the demands for adding more via limit break things because that is completely against what the reputation system is about.

ok, christmas, what you do is typee !quote (quote number here)

Oh, I see how this thing works. You go to chat and you type the command! Then you just get the random quotes that was generated? :bigsmile:

So it is more like a copy and paste game rather than waiting for the interesting quotes to come out from the others? :bigsmile:

BTW, is that Meredy a bot or something? :bigsmile:

These are pretty interesting:

Quote #53: I don't want to have sex with a pig I'd just rub some bacon on my junk if I wanted to recreate the feeling

Quote #54 : I'm gonna buy a cat and call it rofla, and I'll make a collar (except it'll be called a colla), and it'll play this dude rapping going "I'm a rofla, Imma imma rofla." and I'm going to make a device and hook it up to the cats jaws, making it look as though the cat is rapping.

quote #55: Baron Von Ghoulish: I suggest you seek professional help, as you don't seem to realize that *you* are God

Oh joy! We've moved the spamming of chat to the forums!! :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

BTW, is that Meredy a bot or something? :bigsmile:

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Yes, he was created by Munty, so smack him around when you see him next...and Munty, too! :bigsmile:

fun fact, if someone gives you +op (I think thats the right one) and you kick meredy, it also kicks every person on chat and it has to be reset (at least on the old chat)