Freakazoid

I was sitting here on my computer, and the glare from the screen reflected my freakishly long arms.

This is a self-portrait:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3559/...7e9d8c77_o.jpg


What on your body is freakish? Please don't/do go into detail.

The teeth in the front of my bottom row are so crooked and jagged it's not even funny!

Double-jointed in my shoulder blades. I can make it look like I'm about to sprout wings. :D

I'm so good looking it creeps people out.

My toes are long.

My second and third toe are both longer than my big toe.

I also have 'spaghetti arms'.

One testicle hangs lower than the other.

My body is Venusian.

Julian: That's normal.

Shiny: I'm Justy Left-Eye Lopes ;) :(

There is a cavity in my chest where I imagine you humans have your "hearts".

I can rotate just the lower part of my leg so that my right foot faces right and my knee faces forwards.

I can and do crack my neck/shoulders/knees quite violently. People think I am breaking bones occasionally.

I'm pretty normal, yo

I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

Multiple dicks huh

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Justy

Julian: That's normal.

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That's the joke.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I have very long arms, fingers, dicks, legs, and toes.

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:stare:

Is there something wrong with that? Isn't that... normal?

What the hell.