So the world just ended

My girl made me meatloaf instead of spaghetti fuuuuuuu-

What has caused the world to end for you recently?

While looking for a sleeping bag upstairs in my parents' house, I found a Super Mario Bros. choose your own adventure book. I decided I would read it because I was bored... and Mario ended up getting tied around the neck of one of Bowser's minions in a windsor not, and I got game over. I knew I should have chosen to read Wayside School is Falling Down instead... or finished up reading Game of Thrones.

I got in trouble off my boss :shobon:

I didn't even get a crumby t-shirt.