Forum Game: What Else Is On?

A great Idea for a forum game just smacked me in the face! I'm calling it (as the title says above)"What else is on?". Basically pretend that you're flipping channels on the TV and write down what's on, 1 segment per post. It can be anything, an infomercial, daytime soap, stand up comedy, movie trailers, ect...anything goes (within regular forum rules of course) I wanna say don't use stuff that already exists and not to use youtube clips except for queing music. Pictures are OK. I'll start with an example:


{Que music ‪Final Fantasy VIII - The Spy [HQ]‬‏ - YouTube}

Hey guys, feelin' forever alone? Call the Final Fantasy Hawtline! we have all your favorite leading ladies ready to chat with you, including Quistis, Garnet, and even Aeris even though she's dea-PFFTFTFT (thats a channel-flip sound >.>)