Sparkling water is the worst filth drink known to man, y/n?

Seriously, what the jeff. Had to mission on to the supermarket today to get a birthday card for my little sister and shiet. It's pretty warm out today and I hadn't drunk anything either so by the time I got there I was pretty dehydrated. Grabbed a bottle of water from the drinks cabinet without really paying attention, started my walk back, cracked the bottle and took a swig and blahhreiuwvoihgew. Stuff is seriously vile. I wonder if any of you fine people have had to experience this kind of misery in your lives as well.

Can we all agree on this? Or are some of you out there the worst people in the world who are adding to the demand for this scum and keeping it lurking about next to proper water? If so, shame on you. I hope you walk around with a sign on your back that says "UNCLEAN" so people know to stay away from you and your bubbly scum water. :mad2:

Sparkling water is the nectar of gods. You just have to reach a certain level of manliness to appreciate it. I nearly broke up with Sarah when she said she hated it. I changed my mind when I realized just what a little girl that makes her, and that turns me on, so.

Yes, it's gross. I helped my friend move a couple years ago and that's all the water he had. >:[

It's awesome and you guys are a bunch of sissies.

I had some when my friend was getting married bc it was the only thing available. Stop crying.


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I don't even understand why it exists.

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

Sparkling water is the nectar of gods. You just have to reach a certain level of manliness to appreciate it. I nearly broke up with Sarah when she said she hated it. I changed my mind when I realized just what a little girl that makes her, and that turns me on, so.

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You are, literally, a princess-kidnapping ogre.

My opinion is of indifference.

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

Sparkling water is the nectar of gods.

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"s-p-a-r-k-l-i-n-g w-a-t-e-r" is an odd way of spelling Mountain Dew.

I HATE sparkling water, unless it's flavored. Even then it's still vile.

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Originally Posted by demondude

My opinion is of indifference.

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Sparkling water is basically plain carbonated water. I once bought carbonated water without thinking about it as well, and experienced the same thing DK experienced. Never again. However, if you add something to it, I dunno, like kool-aid mix, I'm sure it will be tons better! Sparkling water by itself is nasty.

I have drunk it on purpose, but rarely enjoyed it!

better to get tonic water and shine a blacklight on it.

Sparkling water with like kool aid in it sounds good on paper, but is in reality terrible.

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Originally Posted by Pike

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

Sparkling water is the nectar of gods.

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"s-p-a-r-k-l-i-n-g w-a-t-e-r" is an odd way of spelling Mountain Dew.

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QFT

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Pike

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

Sparkling water is the nectar of gods.

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"s-p-a-r-k-l-i-n-g w-a-t-e-r" is an odd way of spelling Mountain Dew.

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QFT

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>2011
>still drinking soda