California Gurls

So after extensive research on the internet I found the following video:

Evidence

Assuming that this is, as everything on the net, factual, does this mean every girl in California lives like this? I can strangly imagine this just being an average day for the Shlupster...

ummm.... what?

oh Katy Perry... :bigsmile:

Welcome to last year, Baloki.

I prefer Equestria Girls.

Shlup does live life just like Katy Perry.

I want to play with Katy Perry Y_Y

I think we all know that I love wearing dress-up clothes that just plain do not properly contain my tiddies.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I think we all know that I love wearing dress-up clothes that just plain do not properly contain my tiddies.

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She has some flesh-coloured figure skater-type lycra dealie going on. It's tight, but her waps are fully covered up.

Also, Katy Perry is a blight upon the planet and I would dearly like for her to be destroyed. In fact, in the extremely likely chance that she is reading this, Katy, I challenge you to a game of tiddlywinks. Loser gets obliterated.

As a California native, I can assure you that is how all girls here live.

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Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy

I want to play with Katy Perry Y_Y

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Don't we all.

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Originally Posted by zyl74

As a California native, I can assure you that is how all girls here live.

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NorthernChaosGod

As a California native, I can assure you that is how all girls here live.

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Confirmed for samefag

Worse things have happened:

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I'll see your California Gurls and raise you the superior original: Carolina Girls General Johnson and the Chairman of the Board - YouTube

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I'll see your California Gurls and raise you the superior original: Carolina Girls General Johnson and the Chairman of the Board - YouTube

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No.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I'll see your California Gurls and raise you the superior original: Carolina Girls General Johnson and the Chairman of the Board - YouTube

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I'll raise your Carolina Girls with EoFF Gurls.

Cue music
Greetings everyone,
Let's go out for a journey, shall we?

I know a place
Where we can talk Final Fantasy
There at Wonder Square
Where the newbies introduce themselves
Hey! What is that?
There's a photo thread in General Chat!
The guys
their nose they bleed
Trying to sneak a peek (at girls)

You could check out the photos
But nothing comes close
To ShlupQuack's boobies
Once you party with them
You'll be loving each one
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unforgettable
rubah and Rye
There's also Shiny
fire_of_avalon
So bad
She'll kick your ass so hard
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're undeniable
Clo, Freya, Jess
And also Jessweeee♪!
Eyes on Final Fantasy
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Cats?! In those pictures?
They don't really belong there!
Oh look
There's more gals
Lady_lulu and Christmas (also ~*~Celes~*~)

You could Mognet each one
But nothing comes close
To getting a Visitor Note from one
Once you party with them
You'll be loving each girl
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unbelievable
Cid's Angels
Marshall Banana on top
missaira
So cute
She makes you all want to tap dat
Oooooh oh oooooh

E-o-Eff-Eff Gurls
They're unbreakable
scrumpleberry
Zeldy's got another drink
EoFF represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh