Stupid Tricks

Do you have anything you can do that most people can't? Are you double jointed? Can you pop things out of socket? Can you sit on your own head.

I can unfocus my eyes and make one go full derp. I will try to take a video.

I would love to see that.

The only stupid trick I can think of off the top of my head is I can hold my breath until I pass out and twirl a pen around on my hand.

Uhh... I can bend my thumb back 90 degrees. Does that count?

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I can unfocus my eyes and make one go full derp.

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Yes! I can do this too! I think some members of this forum have seen me do it LIVE and IN PERSON!

Do you ever have the scary thought in the back of your mind that you'll push it too hard and you'll be stuck that way? Full on derped forever? Well, you will now anyway. You're welcome. :)

I can do this irl

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Do you have anything you can do that most people can't? Are you double jointed? Can you pop things out of socket? Can you sit on your own head.

I can unfocus my eyes and make one go full derp. I will try to take a video.

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Remember? I helped you discover you can click the cartilage in you nose like me.

You have two tricks! Both great for annoying the hell out of others.

Nope, I'm that person who can't do anything. Can't curl my tongue, can't touch my nose with my tongue, heck, can't even bend over far enough to touch my toes.

:(

I can do all of the aforementioned things.

I can pop both of my ankles and it freaks people out. It is particularly fun to do in boots because it's louder that way.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I can pop both of my ankles and it freaks people out. It is particularly fun to do in boots because it's louder that way.

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wait this is a 'thing' now? i can crack my knuckles repeatedly. just by making a fist.

and i can dislocate my shoulder over and over by rotating my arm. and i can pop my knee by shifting the weight in my leg.

if i extend my arm i pop my elbow. i can also crack my lower / upper back / neck

sometimes i pretend to break my own neck

if i stretch properly, i can pop my leg at the hip

toes also

my ankle popping doesn't make a noise :(

My neck is obscenely loud when I crack it. It's awesome and makes people think I'm dying.

I used to be able to rotate just the lower half of my leg. Then I realised this is not actually a good thing and could result in massive smurfery.

I can chirp like a cricket. It comes in handy when rooms go quiet or something awkward happens.

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I can pop both of my ankles and it freaks people out. It is particularly fun to do in boots because it's louder that way.

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wait this is a 'thing' now? i can crack my knuckles repeatedly. just by making a fist.

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I know of no one else that can do it. I will try and take a video.

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Originally Posted by Peegee

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I can pop both of my ankles and it freaks people out. It is particularly fun to do in boots because it's louder that way.

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wait this is a 'thing' now? i can crack my knuckles repeatedly. just by making a fist.

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I know of no one else that can do it. I will try and take a video.

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When you say 'pop' do you mean just crack? Making noises? Or do you dislocate the joint...wait can the ankle get dislocated like the shoulder? shoulder should (lol) not be connected by any 'bones' per se

asl?

I can turn my ear inside out.

I have another stupid trick that isn't EoFF appropriate...