Papa Murphy's is the best pizza place ever.

I mean what other pizza place gives you a big ass container of cookie dough free with your pizza?

I admittedly do not know of any other pizza place that does that, strangely enough. You'd think more of them would have thought of that by now.

Or at least serve ICEEs or something. Slushees go great with pizza.

Oh gawd. Isn't it? I'm so upset that this town I live in now doesn't have one. I freaking love Papa murpheys! And Papa Johns! they give you garlic spread :(

Dang it, I want pizza now.

Papa Murphy's is terrible.

What is this hedonism you're going on about? Something is wrong with you.

Hedonism is the cornerstone of human bonding. Engorging in things that please us is the only thing we ALL have in common. :)