Would you have relations with a homeless if they were clean and attractive? Or is that a deal breaker?
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Would you have relations with a homeless if they were clean and attractive? Or is that a deal breaker?
I would have relations with a homeless if they were clean OR attractive. Not mutually inclusive.
Where would she go when I kicked her out in the morning? She could just wait for me outside. :(
No, but I would have relations with a person who looked homeless, as long as they smell good.
Homeless, clean, and attractive. I'm down. ;)
What kind of relations are we talking here? What does being homeless have to do with smurfability? And what does smurfability have to do with smurfing a billy goat? And what do billy goats have to do with Shlup's imagination?
Oh.
Everything.
Understood.
Probably. There aren't many things that walk on two legs that I wouldn't smurf.
No. When they say "Let's go back to my place" it would be kinda awkward.
I don't know, I'll get back to you when I've run out of homefull people.
I have frequent relations with, at a guess, 40% of the homeless in my town. They play their guitars and accordions in town for spare change, then they bring it all home to me. In exchange I give them dinner, sex and a bed for the night - quite a deal if you ask me. I can be top or bottom, whatever you're into. It started out as a hobby but I had to make them a schedule in order for everyone to get a night alone, although Saturday is a free-for-all. It's evolved into a veritable business. I couldn't be happier. :)
Well, I've been homeless myself a few times, and I know what it's like. Homeless people are usually much more down-to-earth than the people you see on a daily basis. Except for the crazy ones, of course. But yeah. I would smurf me. I'd do me so hard.
Plus, by giving them a place to stay, they're practically obligated to have sex with you. Not that I've ever that sort of thing, or had it done to me. Although, being a guy, I would love for it to happen to me.
"You can stay as long as you want, just Make sure you have sex with me every day."
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
I don't think I can judge seeing as I'm 28 and live in my dad's basement
That's the best way to live, Pikey Wikey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Sex in your dad's basement? Hmmmmmmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I'll do it.
"A homeless" haha.
A lot of my job is spent preventing people who are about to be made homeless from being made into a homeless. But it's not your traditional homeless person, it's more people who can't keep up with the rent of mortgage payments. I would not go out with many of them. And I'm the least cynical person at work!