If you could become a cyborg and give yourself one upgraded feature what would it be?
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If you could become a cyborg and give yourself one upgraded feature what would it be?
Steel vagina.
Well, ****, no one is going to top that.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Well, damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I would get robot hands so I could play badass guitar solos and be a bitchin' musician.
You don't need robot hands for that.
I would like to hear one benefit of a steel vagina.
Buns of steel I can see. Though I think I'd go with robot voice. Can I have a robot voice? That would be great. I would like to be able to bust out autotune at will.
He does.
Jet pack feet.
A steel vagina would get hammered all out of shape by a titanium cock still.
Haven't you seen the Futurama episode? I want that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777
Some kind of device that allows me to teleport. I'm not sure if this is doable. If we're just talking "Make a part of your body into metal!" then I'll go with a good, solid shell for my torso - so I never have to worry about getting a beer belly. :)
Seriously though, not sure. Eyes would be neat, you could come up with all kinds of features for them.
Cracking nuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I would not agree that that is a benefit. And I know it's been a long time, Megan, but the nuts don't go in the vagina.
An electromagnetic cock, to combat FOAbot's steel vagina. Such power is not meant to be wielded by one individual
Indeed, the oft prophesied "Tesla Shlong". A formidable apparatus.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke