There is no doubt that the Shinra are an evil corporation. Even under new leadership in the form of Rufus, the complete and utter pursuit of economic gain at the expense of the environment is rampant. This is absolutely horrendous. Our party, comprised mostly of AVALANCHE members, are determined to stop Shinra, no matter what. The might of this corporation is undeniable, but without money, they cannot fund their research, recruit train and equip their troops, nor book trips across the damn ocean.
When the Turks took Aerith, tit got real personal. Nobody takes mah bitch and gets away with it, ya know? That's why, on that day, I swore I would undo the Shinra Corporation entirely. I would take them apart piece by piece until they were nothin' more than a hunka junk as Barret would say. But how to do this? Sure, I could swing my sword around and smurf tit up. It'd feel good. But there is a time and a place for everything, and sometimes one must exercise subtle techniques.
We can fight our way through their soldiers. We can infiltrate their headquarters, defeating enemy after enemy, trashing their research projects and sexually harassing their employees. We can even beat the smurf out of their vending machines.
But nothing, my friends, nothing compares to the ruinous effect of flushing their toilet ten billion times to drive up their water bill and financially bankrupt them. What now, mothersmurfers?
