URGENT! NEED HELP!

I need help and I need it fast.
Does anyone know a good way to unstick superglue from something?

Not without causing damage. Just tear it, use a sharp object like a knife or scissors to cut it off, or something like that...

I don't think that is possible in this case...

I think terpentine works.

EDIT: Lol, it's yr penis, isn't it?

Need more details, what have you glued to what?

What is terpentine?

Never you mind what is glued to what, that doesn't matter.

Terpentine is paint thinner.

Don't have any paint thinner.

I dunno, google?

google says acetone, nail polish remover, but there isn't any with in arms reach.

Do you have rubbing alcohol?

not within arms reach.

OH YOU SUPERGLUED YOUR BUTT

Good job, mate. Better call someone.

Actually I superglued my hand to a wall, I'm typing with one hand.

You should be able to just pry it loose. If you're careful, it won't hurt you.