Whats the deal with women

Whats with that weird way you hold your books crossed over your chest?

And whats with always wanting to stop and ask for directions? Learn to read a map!

And dont get me started on toilet seats, just look down before you sit!

It just makes more sense to have the toilet seat down.

	Peeing	Pooping
Men	Up	Down
Women	Down	Down

See, you need to have it down like, most of the time.

i pee a thousand times a day. i only need to poop once a day.

so the toilet seat goes up. it also lets me wander around in the bathroom in pitch black and pee without causing a mess (i don't need to see to get it in the bowl - jelly?)

funny - i've never sat on a toilet with the seat up. just look down.

But we pee more than we poop!

edit:what pg said

That goes for women too though. So the toilet seat still needs to be down more often than up :confused:

It depends on the male to female ratio of the household, but even if there are like three men and one woman she will still bitch and moan.

Not to mention in a one male one female household after the female is finished the probability she will go again before the male should be less than the probability the male will go and need to pee. She should put the seat up if she wants me to put it down

That's right. And the sooner you learn your place, the sooner the bitching will reduce slightly.





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I know my place, i can read a map. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WANT TO STOP FOR DIRECTIONS!

I never stop. I am an expert navigator. I have a shiny badge to prove it.

Solution: Men should sit down and pee too. It's good for the soul.

I just bought an astronaut suit.

As women, we're always right. So we're always int he right to say, "put the toilet seat down." It doesn't make sense to you? Too bad. Seat down :colbert:

Hey I tried to compromise, but apparently peeing in the sink is bad ettiquite

Not only does it actually need to be up more often than down, but it's easier to put it down than to lift it up. So suck it.

Why does it need to be up more than down? Did you not see Jessweeee's chart? 3/4 times it needs to be down. We pee a lot just like you! NCG is wrong, again. You're not a girl anyway, what are you guys doing in the girly forum! Shoo shoo!